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Old 12-11-2016, 04:19 PM   #12211
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What do dyslexic zombies eat?

Brians.
What do vegan zombies eat?

Grains.
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Then there's the ones who love poultry. They eat cranes
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What's a vegan zombies favorite vegetable?

Human beans.
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Then there's the ones with bad aim. They eat veins
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russian joke

son "Dad, vodka has risen in price! Does it mean you're gonna drink less?"
dad "No, son. It means you're gonna eat less."

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My younger brother was running around saying that old rhyme - Sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me. He kept going on and on with it and wouldn't stop - so I picked up a big dictionary and hit him with it.

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Old 12-14-2016, 03:08 PM   #12219
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I see Battersea Dog's Home has gone bust. They've had to call in the retrievers.....
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Apparently there's a strain of herpes that has crossed over to birds.

Scientists have dubbed it Chirpees, and say it's virtually untweetable.
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