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Old 12-23-2016, 11:19 AM   #12211
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Winter weather in France has created strife among construction workers. Water has frozen in all the Port-A-Bidets.
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Old 12-23-2016, 12:11 PM   #12212
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Old 12-23-2016, 12:13 PM   #12213
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Winter weather in France has created strife among construction workers. Water has frozen in all the Port-A-Bidets.
That's going to cause some badly chapped cheeks..
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That's going to cause some badly chapped cheeks..
. . . and some frozen pees.
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A man has finally been arrested for the theft of vast quantities ammonia and chloroform. Police say the evidence is overwhelming.
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Remember gents, at this time of year a doggie just isn't for Christmas............its a great position all year round

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