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Old 12-30-2016, 01:38 PM   #12201
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I'm thinking of buying a Millennium Falcon. So I said to the dealer, "So I can use my mobile without taking my hands off the controls?" "Oh certainly", he replied, "it's completely Hans Solo".
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Old 12-30-2016, 01:47 PM   #12202
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Although so last century they still haven't gained the patina of vintage... despite having a gun turret straight out of a Lancaster bomber.

That's the far, far away galaxy without any internet. Did they ever get cellphones?
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A friend helps you move. A good friend helps you move a body.
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Old 12-30-2016, 03:38 PM   #12204
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Although so last century they still haven't gained the patina of vintage... despite having a gun turret straight out of a Lancaster bomber.

That's the far, far away galaxy without any internet. Did they ever get cellphones?
I always wonder how they got humans who could speak modern languages long, long ago in that galaxy far, far away.
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How time flys...... i remember 2016 like it was yesterday.


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Old 01-01-2017, 10:20 AM   #12206
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Why doesn't Luke Skywalker smoke? He'd rather Chewbacca.
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I always wonder how they got humans who could speak modern languages long, long ago in that galaxy far, far away.
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Obviously they use cybeer translators.
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Told my son to remember that girls matured faster than boys. He thought about it for a bit and replied "That is not always true Dad. Grandma just started getting whiskers".
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It's been announced that ISIS are to go thru a major restructuring. People have been warned that heads are going to roll.
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Would a cute and wrinkly magic marker be called a shar pei?
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