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Old 12-09-2016, 02:55 PM   #12201
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A long married couple are sitting watching TV when the husband smacks his wife in the head saying, "That's for being a lousy lay!" Ten minutes later she smacks him back saying, "That's for knowing the difference!"

So my Irishmen joke was old huh???
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Old 12-10-2016, 07:29 AM   #12202
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Old 12-10-2016, 07:45 AM   #12203
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I used to work for an origami business until it folded..
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Old 12-10-2016, 01:56 PM   #12204
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I am nothing until you look at me.
What am I?

A mirror.
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Old 12-10-2016, 02:18 PM   #12205
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I am nothing until you look at me.
& after that you've either got it cracked or are cracked.

Tempted to write "or have a crack in you" but that may too easily be misunderstood on this site.
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I ran a sculpting studio, until it went bust.

My sister has just married a Chinese billionaire… Cha Ching!

There’s nothing but porn on TV these days. I tell you, it makes me so angry, I sit on the end of my bed and shake my fist at it.
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I ran a business making alcoves in walls,It catered to a niche market..
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All I can say about the last few so called jokes is Groan.
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At least They're home groan..
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Aw Mal. If your avatar wasn't so big I'd have to slap you for that one, but you are likely a giant that would crush me like a bug, so I won't
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