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Old 12-22-2016, 03:10 PM   #12201
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Sean and Paddy were at the pub when Sean asks, "Where's Seamus? I haven't seen him in a while." Paddy says, "Haven't ye heard, he moved to Toronto." "Why'd he do a daft thing like that?," asks Sean. Paddy says, "He saw an advert that said 'Drink Canada Dry.' He took it as a challenge."
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Old 12-22-2016, 06:31 PM   #12202
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Old 12-22-2016, 06:45 PM   #12203
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I just found out that I have a doppelganger,I'm beside Myself..
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Old 12-23-2016, 03:25 AM   #12204
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I just found out that I have a doppelganger,I'm beside Myself..
If anyone would like to contribute, I'll start a gofundme page to earn money to transport us to Mal Hombre's place, where we can all line up to slap him, then make the transport costs back by charging the general public for the same privilege. We'll probably make enough extra to get a few kegs and some racks of ribs.

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If anyone would like to contribute, I'll start a gofundme page to earn money to transport us to Mal Hombre's place, where we can all line up to slap him, then make the transport costs back by charging the general public for the same privilege. We'll probably make enough extra to get a few kegs and some racks of ribs.

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I volunteer to hold him in place!
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Winter weather in France has created strife among construction workers. Water has frozen in all the Port-A-Bidets.
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Yeah,I can guess which part of me You want to hold,As well...
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That's going to cause some badly chapped cheeks..
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That's going to cause some badly chapped cheeks..
. . . and some frozen pees.
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