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Old 12-23-2016, 01:13 PM   #12181
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Winter weather in France has created strife among construction workers. Water has frozen in all the Port-A-Bidets.
That's going to cause some badly chapped cheeks..
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That's going to cause some badly chapped cheeks..
. . . and some frozen pees.
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Four Irishmen died yesterday: two of them were murdered, and the other two died during the reconstruction of the scene.
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