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Old 12-10-2016, 04:49 PM   #12181
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All I can say about the last few so called jokes is Groan.
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Old 12-10-2016, 05:29 PM   #12182
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At least They're home groan..
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Old 12-10-2016, 05:45 PM   #12183
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Aw Mal. If your avatar wasn't so big I'd have to slap you for that one, but you are likely a giant that would crush me like a bug, so I won't
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Old 12-10-2016, 11:57 PM   #12184
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Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation.
He asks the first guy what his job was.
"I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies.
"Then we'll shoot your dick off!" the prince says.
"I'm a fireman," the second guy says.
"Then we'll burn your cock off!" says the prince.
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
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Groan.
This thread's for "corny jokes" so groaning's about the best you can hope for.

Another one that may too easily be misconstrued, on this site.
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What do dyslexic zombies eat?

Brians.
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What do dyslexic zombies eat?

Brians.
What do vegan zombies eat?

Grains.
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Then there's the ones who love poultry. They eat cranes
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What's a vegan zombies favorite vegetable?

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