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Old 12-12-2016, 12:17 AM   #12171
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Then there's the ones who love poultry. They eat cranes
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What's a vegan zombies favorite vegetable?

Human beans.
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Then there's the ones with bad aim. They eat veins
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russian joke

son "Dad, vodka has risen in price! Does it mean you're gonna drink less?"
dad "No, son. It means you're gonna eat less."

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My younger brother was running around saying that old rhyme - Sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me. He kept going on and on with it and wouldn't stop - so I picked up a big dictionary and hit him with it.

He stopped.
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I see Battersea Dog's Home has gone bust. They've had to call in the retrievers.....
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Apparently there's a strain of herpes that has crossed over to birds.

Scientists have dubbed it Chirpees, and say it's virtually untweetable.
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I see Battersea Dog's Home has gone bust. They've had to call in the retrievers.....
Gone bust have they, that's ruff.
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Apparently there's a strain of herpes that has crossed over to birds.

Scientists have dubbed it Chirpees, and say it's virtually untweetable.
I hear it's a canarial disease.
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