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Old 11-17-2016, 01:55 PM   #12131
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Paddy and Murphy are having a pint in the pub, when some scuba divers come on the TV. Paddy says, "Murphy, why is it them deep sea divers always sit on the side of the boat with them air tanks on their backs, and fall backwards out of the boat?" Murphy thinks for a minute then says, "That's easy. It's 'cos if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the frigging boat!"
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Old 11-17-2016, 03:23 PM   #12132
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What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Ba-Na-Na-Naaaaaa ( the opening strands of his ninth Symphony )
Hate to be pedantic, but that his 5th Symphony. Great joke though!!!!
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And his favourite fruits were probably the cherries of his female piano students ...
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Hate to be pedantic, but that his 5th Symphony. Great joke though!!!!
I was typing from an internet joke site. Darn them!!
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I was typing from an internet joke site. Darn them!!
What!!!!

Here I was thinking you were you were making all these jokes up yourself.
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Old 11-18-2016, 03:12 AM   #12136
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Hate to be pedantic, but that his 5th Symphony. Great joke though!!!!
You have to admit, he put out some def jams.

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Well, deaf composers are quite common in modern music, aren't they ...
Song competitions are in fact like paralympics today ...
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I've just been to Tesco's and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas. I can't believe the currant exchange rate.
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