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Old 12-10-2016, 11:57 PM   #12101
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Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation.
He asks the first guy what his job was.
"I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies.
"Then we'll shoot your dick off!" the prince says.
"I'm a fireman," the second guy says.
"Then we'll burn your cock off!" says the prince.
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
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Old 12-11-2016, 05:57 AM   #12102
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Groan.
This thread's for "corny jokes" so groaning's about the best you can hope for.

Another one that may too easily be misconstrued, on this site.
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Old 12-11-2016, 04:11 PM   #12103
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What do dyslexic zombies eat?

Brians.
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What do dyslexic zombies eat?

Brians.
What do vegan zombies eat?

Grains.
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Then there's the ones who love poultry. They eat cranes
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What's a vegan zombies favorite vegetable?

Human beans.
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Then there's the ones with bad aim. They eat veins
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russian joke

son "Dad, vodka has risen in price! Does it mean you're gonna drink less?"
dad "No, son. It means you're gonna eat less."

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