What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 74

VintageFan89 · October 9th, 2016, 05:04 PM

681: Films are always more interesting and exciting when viewed from the perspective of a cam operated by a complete amateur...with out of focus views and jerky movements thoughout the entire movie; e.g. "Blair Witch Project."

cartman · October 12th, 2016, 01:49 PM

682, jump into any car and you won't have to adjust the seat.

**ManofKent** · October 13th, 2016, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by cartman

682, jump into any car and you won't have to adjust the seat.

683=Also, even if you do have a key you can always find the ignition switch, even in complete darkness, and you wont fiddle around trying to put the key in.

Aubrey · October 13th, 2016, 03:48 PM

684 (maybe been done before) - Stalking a woman always works. Nearly always.

**thunderfly** · October 16th, 2016, 01:21 AM

685. Despite being told over the radio to abort the mission and turn back, there will always be one pilot or one bomber crew that will ignore the order, carry on and successfully engage or bomb the target and then, when reprimanded on returning to base for disobeying the order, will say they never heard the order due to radio malfunction.

**JK2001** · October 19th, 2016, 03:41 AM

686. Police work is not about proper action....or shit.

**ManofKent** · October 19th, 2016, 01:40 PM

687=Tim Burton will NEVER make a movie that has any real sense of realism about it.

There was a feature about him on TV the other day, and to highlight his career they showed a montage of clips from his filmography, including Beetle Juice, Edward Scissorhands, Corpse Bride, etc.

Why do they nearly always have to be so surreal and weird?

**tygrkhat40** · October 19th, 2016, 01:45 PM

Why should he? Movies are about fantasy, they've always been used to escape the real world for a short time.

MaxJoker · October 19th, 2016, 02:16 PM

688 ~ Rob Zombie shall forever cast his Mrs in the lead role

**old alal** · October 20th, 2016, 09:31 AM

689. Americans invented everything.

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VintageFan89 Member Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Northeast US Posts: 15 Thanks: 362 Thanked 164 Times in 14 Posts	681: Films are always more interesting and exciting when viewed from the perspective of a cam operated by a complete amateur...with out of focus views and jerky movements thoughout the entire movie; e.g. "Blair Witch Project."

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ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,832 Times in 1,113 Posts	687=Tim Burton will NEVER make a movie that has any real sense of realism about it. There was a feature about him on TV the other day, and to highlight his career they showed a montage of clips from his filmography, including Beetle Juice, Edward Scissorhands, Corpse Bride, etc. Why do they nearly always have to be so surreal and weird?