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September 23rd, 2011, 02:24 AM
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My neighbourhood is so rough that......
.....even Boris Johnson's too scared to chase off the oiks.
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September 23rd, 2011, 04:16 AM
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Vintage Member
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My neighbourhood is so rough that......
...The Taliban moved back to Afghanistan
...Steven Seagal got beaten up by a sissy. ...Mr. T wet himself. |
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September 23rd, 2011, 02:43 PM
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Long Suffering Bills Fan
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My neighborhood is so rough...
...even the cops get carjacked.
...the school mascot is a rabid doberman.
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September 23rd, 2011, 03:09 PM
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You have to chew the air before you can swallow it.
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September 23rd, 2011, 03:31 PM
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Administrator
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My neighborhood ain't so rough, really , I mean which neighborhood doesn't have or hold
1, A public daily flogging for jaywalkers 2, Sunday lunch is followed by the weekly lynching festival 3, Molotov cocktails are actually drank, by the grannies 4, It's actually safe, all the Pit Bull Terriers ran away 5, There's no graffiti, it's all cleaned by the artists with their tongues, no solvents or detergents are used, we're environmentally friendly.
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September 23rd, 2011, 03:42 PM
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Muammar Gaddafi refused our offer of asylum.
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September 23rd, 2011, 07:39 PM
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Veteran Marxist
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My neighborhoos is so rough...
That petty criminals plea bargain to be sent to jail because it's safer and the food is better.
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September 23rd, 2011, 07:57 PM
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Vintage Member
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my neighborhood is so rough that nuns carry rocket launchers
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September 23rd, 2011, 08:06 PM
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Veteran Marxist
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My neighborhood is so rough..
That when babies are born they slap the Doctor.
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September 23rd, 2011, 09:05 PM
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Veteran Marxist
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My neighborhood is so rough..
That the local sports team's mascot is Scarface.
That the cheerleaders for said local sports team's favorite cheer is... "You can fookin' do better than that, ya bunch o' prissy cunts!"
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