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December 30th, 2013, 06:04 PM | #7291 |
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(stolen from Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino)
A Jew, a Mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get the fuck outta here!"
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December 30th, 2013, 11:29 PM | #7293 |
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A scottish zookeeper has been counting all the animals in his zoo and he says to his boss:
"I've counted them all, what's the next job?" His boss says: "Actually, you've forgotten one" The zookeeper thinks for a minute and then says: "Och aye, the Gnu!" What's a ghost's favourite food? Boo meringue. What's a ghost's favourite toy? A Boo merang.
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December 31st, 2013, 02:20 AM | #7294 |
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I'm just back from Amsterdam and I was shocked to discover how like the Tour de France it is.
Just a a big crowd of people cycling while on drugs.
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I was out drinking with my mates at a party last night, when I suddenly looked at my phone and noticed 18 missed calls from my wife.
Is she insecure or what? That's an average of 6 calls a day.
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Or the Gay Ghosts..They put the willies up each other....
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For all my Scottish mates, the 1986 calendars are the ones you can now pull out and use again.
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"Schumacher shows slight improvement"
Doctors shave three tenths off his recovery time.
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Why computers are of female gender
1 - Nobody, save their creator, understands their intern logic.
2 - Each of your mistakes is immediately recorded. 3 - The native language that is used for communicating between them cannot be understood by anybody else. 4 - The message 'bad command or filename' is about as explicit as 'if you don't know why, then I will certainly not tell you' 5 - As soon as you are financially committed for one of them, you find yourself spending half your pay. You finally end up wanting to try a friend's computer. 6 - Their quick obsolescence encourages us to change them regularly. Nevertheless, they have a great advantage when we compare them to women: THEY HAVE A 'ON/OFF' BUTTON |
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