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**Isegrim** · July 22nd, 2016, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by effCup

Is "hair of the 'dog" the cure for that, too?

Hm, if one hotdog cost $3.50 than two hotdogs make $7. So the change becomes smaller, but maybe it comes more sudden ...

**effCup** · July 22nd, 2016, 11:22 AM

A 'dog with hair(s) growing on it should be treated with respect.

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Originally Posted by mameylopez

**Isegrim** · July 22nd, 2016, 02:03 PM

Yup. And this was possibly the first thought of Iwan Pavlov, too, who was sitting at a pub enjoying a pint, when the phone rang and he jumped up shouting "Oh shit, I forgot to feed the dog!"

**bloke57** · July 23rd, 2016, 04:20 PM

I have been looking into my family tree.

Shocked to find that, not only was my dad a failed stage magician, but that I have two half sisters.

**SanteeFats** · July 23rd, 2016, 04:22 PM

A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy. The man told him, “I’m not dancing. My ass is itching and I can’t scratch it!”

rederyder · July 23rd, 2016, 05:42 PM

I suppose that those new to spanking start at the bottom!

**Mal Hombre** · July 23rd, 2016, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by rederyder

I suppose that those new to spanking start at the bottom!

That smacks of sadism..

**bloke57** · July 23rd, 2016, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by rederyder

I suppose that those new to spanking start at the bottom!

Not a very well paid profession though. Many employees are strapped for cash.

**Mal Hombre** · July 23rd, 2016, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

Not a very well paid profession though. Many employees are strapped for cash.

Yep,They're on a hiding to nothing..

**Isegrim** · July 24th, 2016, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Yep,They're on a hiding to nothing...

So their job is first and for all a hiding place?

July 22nd, 2016, 02:03 PM	#11293
Isegrim Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 1,094 Thanks: 8,200 Thanked 11,679 Times in 1,099 Posts	Yup. And this was possibly the first thought of Iwan Pavlov, too, who was sitting at a pub enjoying a pint, when the phone rang and he jumped up shouting "Oh shit, I forgot to feed the dog!"

July 23rd, 2016, 04:20 PM	#11294
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	I have been looking into my family tree. Shocked to find that, not only was my dad a failed stage magician, but that I have two half sisters.

July 23rd, 2016, 04:22 PM	#11295
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,849 Thanks: 281,903 Thanked 814,187 Times in 60,889 Posts	A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy. The man told him, “I’m not dancing. My ass is itching and I can’t scratch it!”

July 23rd, 2016, 05:42 PM	#11296
rederyder Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10 Thanks: 11 Thanked 116 Times in 9 Posts	I suppose that those new to spanking start at the bottom!