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Old January 21st, 2018, 07:39 AM   #10021
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I beg to differ sir. It was considered by millions of viewers to be the best produced American t.v. show ever made!



Everything about the American t.v. show "Lost"

1. The greeting for the Dharma Initiative is "Namaste"
2. The Novelisation was written by one "Gray Troup" An anagram of "Purgatory"
3. The show was almost called Nowhere
4. It was 100% pure tripe and takes 5 seasons to go where pretty much everyone new it was heading at the start
5. Where did all the viewers disappear to ??? Averages per season were ... Season (1) 18.38 million (2) 18.91m (3) 15.95m (4) 13.17m (5) 10.94m (6) 10.18m
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Everything about the American t.v. show "Lost"

1. The greeting for the Dharma Initiative is "Namaste"
2. The Novelisation was written by one "Gray Troup" An anagram of "Purgatory"
3. The show was almost called Nowhere
4. It was 100% pure tripe and takes 5 seasons to go where pretty much everyone new it was heading at the start
5. Where did all the viewers disappear to ??? Averages per season were ... Season (1) 18.38 million (2) 18.91m (3) 15.95m (4) 13.17m (5) 10.94m (6) 10.18m
6. The Dharma logo appears in the beginning of the movie Cloverfield, which is also produced by JJ Abrams.
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Everything about the American t.v. show "Lost"

1. The greeting for the Dharma Initiative is "Namaste"
2. The Novelisation was written by one "Gray Troup" An anagram of "Purgatory"
3. The show was almost called Nowhere
4. It was 100% pure tripe and takes 5 seasons to go where pretty much everyone new it was heading at the start
5. Where did all the viewers disappear to ??? Averages per season were ... Season (1) 18.38 million (2) 18.91m (3) 15.95m (4) 13.17m (5) 10.94m (6) 10.18m
6. The Dharma logo appears in the beginning of the movie Cloverfield, which is also produced by JJ Abrams.
7. The finale was derided by many of the hardy souls Who had stuck with the show.
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Everything about the American t.v. show "Lost"

1. The greeting for the Dharma Initiative is "Namaste"
2. The Novelisation was written by one "Gray Troup" An anagram of "Purgatory"
3. The show was almost called Nowhere
4. It was 100% pure tripe and takes 5 seasons to go where pretty much everyone new it was heading at the start
5. Where did all the viewers disappear to ??? Averages per season were ... Season (1) 18.38 million (2) 18.91m (3) 15.95m (4) 13.17m (5) 10.94m (6) 10.18m
6. The Dharma logo appears in the beginning of the movie Cloverfield, which is also produced by JJ Abrams.
7. The finale was derided by many of the hardy souls Who had stuck with the show.
8. In the 1st version of the script, the white bear was originally a wild boar.
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Everything about the American t.v. show "Lost"

1. The greeting for the Dharma Initiative is "Namaste"
2. The Novelisation was written by one "Gray Troup" An anagram of "Purgatory"
3. The show was almost called Nowhere
4. It was 100% pure tripe and takes 5 seasons to go where pretty much everyone new it was heading at the start
5. Where did all the viewers disappear to ??? Averages per season were ... Season (1) 18.38 million (2) 18.91m (3) 15.95m (4) 13.17m (5) 10.94m (6) 10.18m
6. The Dharma logo appears in the beginning of the movie Cloverfield, which is also produced by JJ Abrams.
7. The finale was derided by many of the hardy souls Who had stuck with the show.
8. In the 1st version of the script, the white bear was originally a wild boar.
9. Yunjin Kim, who plays Sun, originally auditioned for the part of Kate.
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Everything about the American t.v. show "Lost"

1. The greeting for the Dharma Initiative is "Namaste"
2. The Novelisation was written by one "Gray Troup" An anagram of "Purgatory"
3. The show was almost called Nowhere
4. It was 100% pure tripe and takes 5 seasons to go where pretty much everyone new it was heading at the start
5. Where did all the viewers disappear to ??? Averages per season were ... Season (1) 18.38 million (2) 18.91m (3) 15.95m (4) 13.17m (5) 10.94m (6) 10.18m
6. The Dharma logo appears in the beginning of the movie Cloverfield, which is also produced by JJ Abrams.
7. The finale was derided by many of the hardy souls Who had stuck with the show.
8. In the 1st version of the script, the white bear was originally a wild boar.
9. Yunjin Kim, who plays Sun, originally auditioned for the part of Kate.
10. It's one of very few "big" series that I never been tempted to buy on DVD.
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Everything about the American t.v. show "Lost"

1. The greeting for the Dharma Initiative is "Namaste"
2. The Novelisation was written by one "Gray Troup" An anagram of "Purgatory"
3. The show was almost called Nowhere
4. It was 100% pure tripe and takes 5 seasons to go where pretty much everyone new it was heading at the start
5. Where did all the viewers disappear to ??? Averages per season were ... Season (1) 18.38 million (2) 18.91m (3) 15.95m (4) 13.17m (5) 10.94m (6) 10.18m
6. The Dharma logo appears in the beginning of the movie Cloverfield, which is also produced by JJ Abrams.
7. The finale was derided by many of the hardy souls Who had stuck with the show.
8. In the 1st version of the script, the white bear was originally a wild boar.
9. Yunjin Kim, who plays Sun, originally auditioned for the part of Kate.
10. It's one of very few "big" series that I never been tempted to buy on DVD.
11. It's one of the very many "big" series that I have never watched.
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1. The greeting for the Dharma Initiative is "Namaste"
2. The Novelisation was written by one "Gray Troup" An anagram of "Purgatory"
3. The show was almost called Nowhere
4. It was 100% pure tripe and takes 5 seasons to go where pretty much everyone new it was heading at the start
5. Where did all the viewers disappear to ??? Averages per season were ... Season (1) 18.38 million (2) 18.91m (3) 15.95m (4) 13.17m (5) 10.94m (6) 10.18m
6. The Dharma logo appears in the beginning of the movie Cloverfield, which is also produced by JJ Abrams.
7. The finale was derided by many of the hardy souls Who had stuck with the show.
8. In the 1st version of the script, the white bear was originally a wild boar.
9. Yunjin Kim, who plays Sun, originally auditioned for the part of Kate.
10. It's one of very few "big" series that I never been tempted to buy on DVD.
11. It's one of the very many "big" series that I have never watched.
12. More than 50 babies portrayed Aaron over the course of the series.
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Everything about the American t.v. show "Lost"

1. The greeting for the Dharma Initiative is "Namaste"
2. The Novelisation was written by one "Gray Troup" An anagram of "Purgatory"
3. The show was almost called Nowhere
4. It was 100% pure tripe and takes 5 seasons to go where pretty much everyone new it was heading at the start
5. Where did all the viewers disappear to ??? Averages per season were ... Season (1) 18.38 million (2) 18.91m (3) 15.95m (4) 13.17m (5) 10.94m (6) 10.18m
6. The Dharma logo appears in the beginning of the movie Cloverfield, which is also produced by JJ Abrams.
7. The finale was derided by many of the hardy souls Who had stuck with the show.
8. In the 1st version of the script, the white bear was originally a wild boar.
9. Yunjin Kim, who plays Sun, originally auditioned for the part of Kate.
10. It's one of very few "big" series that I never been tempted to buy on DVD.
11. It's one of the very many "big" series that I have never watched.
12. More than 50 babies portrayed Aaron over the course of the series.
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