March 19th, 2011, 12:02 PM | #1 |
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Do you shave your balls ?
I've been keeping the old knackers shiny and smooth for about 20 years now. The good lady insists on it, she likes to suck on smooth balls and won't touch me if i'm hairy. I shave every night in the shower - it takes about 40 seconds to keep 'em like ball-bearings
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March 19th, 2011, 12:07 PM | #2 |
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I got a basic theory on that kind of thing,
God, nature, whatever you believe in put it there, so it's staying. I believe in God, and if I removed it, I'm telling him he's wrong.
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March 19th, 2011, 12:09 PM | #3 |
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what a subject for a thread To answer your question, no.
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March 19th, 2011, 12:21 PM | #4 |
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Sounds A Bit Gay.
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March 19th, 2011, 12:30 PM | #5 |
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Especially if your wife asks you to? It might mean some things, but not that you are a bit gay. What is 'a bit' gay anyway?
I remember sitting in a pub at last orders and one of the lads saying he shaved the base of his penis because he thought it made his todge look bigger and asking if any of the rest of us did the same. Let's just say the biggest laughs came from the group of girls standing behind us! I wonder if he shaved his balls?
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March 19th, 2011, 01:13 PM | #6 |
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Things that should never come together.
1) High voltage electricity, me and a puddle. 2) A lucky dip and a rattle snake 3) The Vatican bathrooms and a condom machine. 4) A land mine and a sand box 5) My balls and anything sharp. Not necessarily in that order.
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Well I don't shave My face so I'm sure as Hell not going to shave My bollocks.It's an awkward place to stick bits of toilet paper if Your hand's a little shaky.
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I had to be shaved for my recent surgery, my chest, arms, legs and pubes were shaved, but my stones remained as thay have been for a good 35 years.
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LOL NO never have, and I doubt I will.
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Okay, in the "too much information" category: I have shaved mine in the past, but it's just too much hassle. I do like the way it feels, though.
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