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January 20th, 2018, 09:53 PM	#591
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 210,000 Times in 15,731 Posts	Who's asking! Didn't you see my post - it came with my username. What is your handicap?

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Who's asking! Didn't you see my post - it came with my username.

What is your handicap?

A. I can neither read nor write. Luckily I do own an infinite number of monkeys.

Q. I'm in the kitchen feeding the cats anyway, so would anyone like some toast?

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January 20th, 2018, 10:09 PM	#593
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,779 Thanked 855,844 Times in 57,575 Posts	A. Just a couple of slices,I prefer it on the dark side,Like Darth Vader A. Are You giving the cats toast ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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A. Just a couple of slices,I prefer it on the dark side, Like Darth Vader.

Use the forks Luke!

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A: From what I've been told, Bloke will use any excuse for a drink.
Q: Why has no one in this thread asked the one question that really matters?

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A. Are You giving the cats toast ?

Is he having the cats on toast?

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A: From what I've been told, Bloke will use any excuse for a drink.
Q: Why has no one in this thread asked the one question that really matters?

Because nobody is so stupid to ask Mal - if he would like to date Marilyn Monroe.

Have you ever read an article in Playboy?

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