The corrupt a wish game - Page 51

**HugoHackenbush** · September 30th, 2011, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. You stop dead, the rear wheel lifts and voila a wheelie. Too bad you can't stop your momentum and falling forward you deliver a headbutt to George Michael's behind. He likes it. The wedding is next week.

I wish I was a Star Trek captain so I could corrupt the Prime Directive.

Granted. However, due to a small transporter malfunction, your head and arse have switched positions.

I wish my kitchen faucet gave vodka instead of water.

**sweatyhat** · September 30th, 2011, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

I wish my kitchen faucet gave vodka instead of water.

Granted
Unfortunately you can't take advantage. Your kitchen has become a holy shrine for alkies and tramps who aggressively defend their temple.

I wish the next Eastenders Christmas special saw all the characters trapped in the pub while a psycho with a flamethrower roasts them with napalm.

**TCO95** · September 30th, 2011, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted
Unfortunately you can't take advantage. Your kitchen has become a holy shrine for alkies and tramps who aggressively defend their temple.

I wish the next Eastenders Christmas special saw all the characters trapped in the pub while a psycho with a flamethrower roasts them with napalm.

Granted. Your mask falls off during the special and you are identified. For you're punishment you are given a six year contract to appear daily on Coronation Street. Your character is a Cockney Boot Black addicted to Eel Pie.

I wish to be free of paying taxes world wide.

**Jeff Vader** · September 30th, 2011, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. Your mask falls off during the special and you are identified. For you're punishment you are given a six year contract to appear daily on Coronation Street. Your character is a Cockney Boot Black addicted to Eel Pie.

I wish to be free of paying taxes world wide.

Granted, any work you get is paid in Zimbabwean dollars which devalue to nothing before you get to lodge them, thus with no earnings you pay no taxes.

I wish my neighbours would learn the difference between music and repetitive trance crap played a deafening volume.

**sweatyhat** · September 30th, 2011, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

Granted, any work you get is paid in Zimbabwean dollars which devalue to nothing before you get to lodge them, thus with no earnings you pay no taxes.

I wish my neighbours would learn the difference between music and repetitive trance crap played a deafening volume.

You remonstrate with your neighbour who arrives at his door wearing a Jeremy Kyle badge and brings his forehead down on the bridge of your nose.

I wish Jeff gets to slice his neighbour's Achille's tendons slowly, with a hacksaw.

**TCO95** · October 1st, 2011, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by sweatyhat

You remonstrate with your neighbour who arrives at his door wearing a Jeremy Kyle badge and brings his forehead down on the bridge of your nose.

I wish Jeff gets to slice his neighbour's Achille's tendons slowly, with a hacksaw.

Done. His neighbours screams attract the police. You are arrested for wishing this on him. Jeff uses a "Judicial Wish" granted him by the courts to send you to a prison in Bangladesh.

I wish every one was as virtuous and chaste as I am.

**luddite** · October 1st, 2011, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by TCO95

Done. His neighbours screams attract the police. You are arrested for wishing this on him. Jeff uses a "Judicial Wish" granted him by the courts to send you to a prison in Bangladesh.

I wish every one was as virtuous and chaste as I am.

Granted. Now we are all as ugly as you are.
I wish everyone was as smart as me.

Lurk_D · October 1st, 2011, 05:23 AM

Granted. The world slowly grinds to a halt due to no one being intelligent enough to make anything work. We know you're responsible and stone you to death.

I wish for Mary Ann.

**sweatyhat** · October 1st, 2011, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Lurk_D

Granted. The world slowly grinds to a halt due to no one being intelligent enough to make anything work. We know you're responsible and stone you to death.

I wish for Mary Ann.

Mrs Kennedy's husband is not impressed. He and his mates beat you up and bundle you into a van then abandon you naked at a remote spot on a cold night.

I wish my favourite food was available whenever I opened the fridge door.

**tygrkhat40** · October 1st, 2011, 02:41 PM

Done. And all at the low price of $8.50 for the snack size, $11.50 for the full meal size and $15.50 for the jumbo family size.

I wish I didn't have so many friggin' glitches with my computer.

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October 1st, 2011, 05:23 AM	#508
Lurk_D Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 489 Thanks: 22 Thanked 3,914 Times in 467 Posts	Granted. The world slowly grinds to a halt due to no one being intelligent enough to make anything work. We know you're responsible and stone you to death. I wish for Mary Ann.