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September 12th, 2018, 12:39 AM | #13821 |
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to be frank, i'd have to change my name.
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September 12th, 2018, 01:01 PM | #13822 |
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Oh gawd the Mrs has left me because claims I'm too insecure ,
No wait she's back , Turns out was just making a cup of tea.
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September 12th, 2018, 02:02 PM | #13823 |
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If money doesnt grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
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September 12th, 2018, 09:18 PM | #13824 |
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A chicken walks into a restaurant which specializes in exotic foods. He is given a table and a menu. It is full off offerings like frog leg, alligator, and rattle snake. The waitress comes over and asks if he is ready to order. He shakes his head and says, "Do you have anything that doesn't taste like me?"
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September 13th, 2018, 09:00 AM | #13825 |
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Daughter: What does gays mean?
Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way Her: So what's 'penetrating gays'? Me: Er... read me the whole sentence Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze" Me: Oh -Andy Ryan |
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September 13th, 2018, 12:22 PM | #13826 |
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Why do the French only use one egg to make their omelettes ? ,
Because in France one egg is Oeuf. What did the shy pebble wish ? , To be a little boulder. Did you hear about David losing his ID while on holiday ? , Now everyone just calls him Dav.
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September 13th, 2018, 12:23 PM | #13827 |
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more Yo mamma jokes Yo mamma's so stupid... She thought a quarterback was a refund. Yo mamma's so poor... She chases the garbage truck with a grocery list. Yo mamma's so fat... She stepped on a scale and it said "To be continued" Yo mamma's cooking is so nasty... The flies got together and fixed the hole in the window screen. Yo mamma's so fat... I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas. |
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September 13th, 2018, 05:28 PM | #13828 |
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September 14th, 2018, 12:57 PM | #13829 |
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They're going to start playing porn at the fuel pumps...
This is so you can watch someone else being fc...ed at the same time as you. Why do Japanese people have slanted eyes? Because they're still squinting from the blast. First thing this morning there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humor my plumber has. Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again. I've just been to a Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow but, fc..k me, the pass the parcel was quick. I can't think of anything worse, after a night of drinking, than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how we met, or why they are dead. |
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September 14th, 2018, 03:31 PM | #13830 |
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My surgeon is an amateur comedian, He always has Me in stitches..
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