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August 21st, 2018, 11:24 AM | #13701 |
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August 21st, 2018, 01:02 PM | #13702 |
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A man is babysitting his nephew while the boy's parents are off on vacation somewhere. They get tired of being in the house so the uncle asks the boy if he wants to go for a walk in the woods out behind the house. So they start off on their journey, admiring all the different plants and little critters that are scurrying about as they pass. After a while the boy notices it starting to get dark real quick and the boy tells his uncle "i'm starting to get scared, the woods are scary when its dark." The man looks at the boy and says "How do you think I feel, i gotta walk out of here alone."
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August 21st, 2018, 11:03 PM | #13703 |
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August 22nd, 2018, 02:56 AM | #13704 |
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August 24th, 2018, 08:12 AM | #13705 |
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I will never forget the day I got amnesia.
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August 24th, 2018, 09:10 AM | #13707 |
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Ahh, I'll never forget wassername...
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August 24th, 2018, 09:58 AM | #13708 |
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I was due to attend a conference on Amnesia, I completely forgot all about it.
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If I could watch only one movie for the rest of my life, my choice would be Groundhog Day.
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