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Kerry Katona | 106 | 18.76% | |
Jordan | 159 | 28.14% | |
Jodie Marsh | 112 | 19.82% | |
Posh Spice | 112 | 19.82% | |
Sarah Jessica Parker | 159 | 28.14% | |
Peaches Geldof | 86 | 15.22% | |
Kelly Osbourne | 151 | 26.73% | |
Paris Hilton | 136 | 24.07% | |
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January 26th, 2011, 08:25 AM | #81 | |
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But where`s the bile man , where`s the rabid mouth frothing ranting and gross exaggerating of just how unattractive your choice is I mean you forgot to mention she has weird nipples that go inwards rather than outwards , an odd overly faked English accent and has a face the looks like a semi squashed albino toad Even worse she hooked up with this tuneless soulless wimpy wild man of pap That fact alone should rightly convince every true yeoman to keep their sturdy paddle out of her warped water Erm whatever that means Hey i only write this stuff , i don`t understand it
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January 26th, 2011, 06:50 PM | #82 |
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Hmm ya know.....give the right situation......and volume of alcohol.......if she asked me all nice like..........I could ....I think, I mean she was an athlete and her legs must still have some nice muscle tone....old db has a thang about legs..........do ya think she would sport some 7 denier hosiery
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January 28th, 2011, 07:16 PM | #84 |
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i believethat to be the artist formerly known as tracey emmin. from the neck down very nice but neck up no thanks
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It has got to be Posh..................AAAAAAAaaaaaarrrrggggghhhhhh hhh. Given the choice between posh and a skeleton, the skeleton wins by a mile, which is about the minimum distance I would ever want between said Posh and myself if we were ever unfortunately stuck on a desert island together! The skeleton probably has far more interesting after dinner conversation too!!
Then shamelessly plugs his own joke in the 'funnies' section of VEF: http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com/t39588-p143-post-your-corny-jokes.html #1427.
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I must admit I would. She is the only one of the group I could though. All the others are contenders for first prize at Crufts IMO. But Ginger, yep....holds hand up and goes and stands in the corner! Please Mr. Greenskull, dont ban me.........
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Where's the "All Of The Above" option then??
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