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May 3rd, 2018, 06:37 PM
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 The prototype to those old office "dick-ta-phones"?
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May 3rd, 2018, 08:41 PM
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May 5th, 2018, 09:11 PM
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 Thank goodness for the black strip over my eyes, it will help prevent anyone from recognizing me. 
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May 7th, 2018, 01:27 PM
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 Some will go to any lengths to win first prize in an amateur contest! 
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May 7th, 2018, 01:42 PM
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 Please dear, let me suck your dick before you head out to the office.
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May 7th, 2018, 02:02 PM
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May 7th, 2018, 02:07 PM
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Come on get undressed we still have time before my husband gets home!
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May 7th, 2018, 02:17 PM
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Pleeeeeeeeeeease, let me scrub your toilet, wash your clothes, shine your shoes, wax your car, make you a roast dinner, open your beer ..... I'll suck your cock if you let me 
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May 9th, 2018, 10:54 AM
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 You see I told you Delores, his balls have become longer than his dick!
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May 9th, 2018, 11:34 AM
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