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Old March 30th, 2012, 07:34 AM   #1001
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A girl who likes butterflies


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I wish me a Milf who is rich
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Old March 30th, 2012, 05:44 PM   #1002
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A rich MILF just waiting for you Ninjaturtle



I wish me a girl who likes to play strip poker
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Old March 30th, 2012, 05:52 PM   #1003
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Here is Sam Fox...she loves to play Strip poker

I wish me a girl with sexy feets
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Here's some sweet'n'sexy feet for ya' Ninja!




I Wish Me A Girl from Gothenburg...
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Ann comes from Gothenburg Rocker.
Apparently.
I don't mind her mate at the sharp end either.



I wish me a girl from Hamburg.
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Here's Denise above Hamburg....


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Old March 30th, 2012, 11:25 PM   #1007
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Ronnie will keelhaul your mainbrace Mal.



I wish Denise would get her top off.



Failing that I wish me a girl on a bulldozer.

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Old March 31st, 2012, 12:25 AM   #1008
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I'm a city boy so I'm not sure if this is a tractor or a bulldozer. Hope it's what you wanted. I wish me a girl who loves rock and roll.
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Old March 31st, 2012, 01:05 AM   #1009
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I wish me a girl who loves rock and roll.
Then Joan Jett - put another dime in the jukebox baby - is the girl for you :





I wish me a sexy girl who plays violin naked (or almost ;-)).
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Old March 31st, 2012, 04:58 AM   #1010
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She can play or be played, as you wish johnlach



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