Lewd Limericks - Page 10

vierenweg · July 5th, 2010, 09:29 AM

There once was a codger from Tring
Who liked to play on his thing:
He'd wank-off his cock
Till, hard as a rock,
He got the fucker to sing!

vierenweg · July 7th, 2010, 01:43 PM

There once was a nun from East Bude
Who liked to frig-off in the nude -
But behind a big rock
A monk wanked his cock,
And she said, "You're just fucking rude."

Peau Peep · July 8th, 2010, 07:49 AM

Mary had a little pig,
She couldn't stop it gruntin',
She took it down an alleyway,
And kicked its little....head in.

vierenweg · July 9th, 2010, 11:52 AM

There once was a Spaniard named Lucy
Whose cunt was quite fruity and juicy;
But when she lay on her tum
She'd finger her bum
Till she came and shouted, "Ole".

Peau Peep · July 9th, 2010, 02:07 PM

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
to give the poor doggy a bone
when she bent down the dog came around
and gave her a bone of his own.

vierenweg · July 16th, 2010, 01:54 PM

There once was a girl from West Ealing
Who frigged herself off with some feeling:
Till she found out a cock
That was hard as arock
And fucked till her cunnie was reeling!

**thewolf** · July 18th, 2010, 11:41 AM

similar to vierenweg's...

There once was a lady from Ealing
who had a most peculiar feeling
so she lay on back
then opened her crack
and came all over the ceiling

vierenweg · July 24th, 2010, 06:11 PM

There once was a girl from Prestatyn,
Who hardly knew any Latin:
But, come four-o-clock,
She'd conjugate cock
By havin' a really good twatin'!

**thewolf** · August 2nd, 2010, 05:07 PM

Little Miss Muffett sat on her Tuffet
Her dress all tatterred and torn
For it wasn't the spider who'd
Sat right beside her
But little boy blue with the horn!

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack jump over the candle stick
Silly boy he should have jumped higher
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

Mary Had a little lamb
her father shot it dead
now it goes to school with her
between two lumps of bread

Mary had a real old bike
she rode it one the grass
every time the wheel went round
a spoke shot up her ass

Mary had a real old bike
it was bust and back to front
she didn't ride that one....

Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylons
1000 volts went through its ass
and turned the wool to nylon

**Rangertom1357** · August 20th, 2010, 02:53 PM

There once was a lady Named Betty
Who's cunt hair was as thick as spaghetti
She was covered in sleaze
all the way to her knees
you had to part her legs with a machete

July 5th, 2010, 09:29 AM	#91
vierenweg Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 70 Thanks: 1,407 Thanked 501 Times in 63 Posts	Limerick There once was a codger from Tring Who liked to play on his thing: He'd wank-off his cock Till, hard as a rock, He got the fucker to sing!

July 18th, 2010, 11:41 AM	#97
thewolf Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: UK Posts: 492 Thanks: 1,775 Thanked 13,800 Times in 474 Posts	similar to vierenweg's... There once was a lady from Ealing who had a most peculiar feeling so she lay on back then opened her crack and came all over the ceiling __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. <<< click to see ! If you like my posts please help ID the following threads! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by thewolf; July 19th, 2010 at 06:48 PM..

July 24th, 2010, 06:11 PM	#98
vierenweg Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 70 Thanks: 1,407 Thanked 501 Times in 63 Posts	There once was a girl from Prestatyn, Who hardly knew any Latin: But, come four-o-clock, She'd conjugate cock By havin' a really good twatin'! Last edited by vierenweg; July 25th, 2010 at 07:57 AM..

August 2nd, 2010, 05:07 PM	#99
thewolf Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: UK Posts: 492 Thanks: 1,775 Thanked 13,800 Times in 474 Posts	Little Miss Muffett sat on her Tuffet Her dress all tatterred and torn For it wasn't the spider who'd Sat right beside her But little boy blue with the horn! Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack jump over the candle stick Silly boy he should have jumped higher Goodness gracious, great balls of fire! Mary Had a little lamb her father shot it dead now it goes to school with her between two lumps of bread Mary had a real old bike she rode it one the grass every time the wheel went round a spoke shot up her ass Mary had a real old bike it was bust and back to front she didn't ride that one.... Mary had a little lamb she tied it to a pylons 1000 volts went through its ass and turned the wool to nylon __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. <<< click to see ! If you like my posts please help ID the following threads! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by thewolf; August 2nd, 2010 at 05:17 PM..

August 20th, 2010, 02:53 PM	#100
Rangertom1357 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: South Central Florida, USA Posts: 1,813 Thanks: 20,484 Thanked 90,373 Times in 2,098 Posts	There once was a lady Named Betty Who's cunt hair was as thick as spaghetti She was covered in sleaze all the way to her knees you had to part her legs with a machete __________________ Love sexy hairstyles of the 70's & 80's? Go here: *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

July 7th, 2010, 01:43 PM	#92
vierenweg Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 70 Thanks: 1,407 Thanked 501 Times in 63 Posts	There once was a nun from East Bude Who liked to frig-off in the nude - But behind a big rock A monk wanked his cock, And she said, "You're just fucking rude."

July 8th, 2010, 07:49 AM	#93
Peau Peep Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: The Sunny South Coast of England Posts: 653 Thanks: 1,960 Thanked 5,859 Times in 612 Posts	Mary had a little pig, She couldn't stop it gruntin', She took it down an alleyway, And kicked its little....head in.

July 9th, 2010, 11:52 AM	#94
vierenweg Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 70 Thanks: 1,407 Thanked 501 Times in 63 Posts	There once was a Spaniard named Lucy Whose cunt was quite fruity and juicy; But when she lay on her tum She'd finger her bum Till she came and shouted, "Ole".

July 9th, 2010, 02:07 PM	#95
Peau Peep Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: The Sunny South Coast of England Posts: 653 Thanks: 1,960 Thanked 5,859 Times in 612 Posts	Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to give the poor doggy a bone when she bent down the dog came around and gave her a bone of his own.

July 16th, 2010, 01:54 PM	#96
vierenweg Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 70 Thanks: 1,407 Thanked 501 Times in 63 Posts	There once was a girl from West Ealing Who frigged herself off with some feeling: Till she found out a cock That was hard as arock And fucked till her cunnie was reeling!