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Police were called into a hotel room in Los Angeles today after a maid in room service found the body of teenage singing sensation Justin Beiber. Reports indicate that Julia Gonzalas of the Beverly Hills Hotel walked in and found Beiber sitting upright in bed and perfectly well and fine while playing with his lego. A Police spokeman has said that Gonzalas is being cared for and will undergo theropy after discovering Beiber still alive. |
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Jeremy Kyle's 12 Days of Christmas
12 cans of Carling 11 DNA tests 10 dads to choose from 9 teeth between them 8 squeezed in tracksuits 7 stinking smackrats 6 Dunlop trainers 5 stolen rings 4 fat slags 3 ugly bastards 2 timing c**ts and a w**ker who parades them on TV |
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I don't know if this has been posted before but:
Why do little Polish girls put dead fish in their pants pockets? So they can smell like older Polish girls. |
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And a related issue
Once you get past the smell you have it licked.
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Next time, I'm taking her with me!
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