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Old March 28th, 2014, 04:33 PM   #1
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French Polynesia

No matter which island of French Polynesia you choose to live it will be a paradise. Just picture yourself on a sunny beach under a palm tree, sipping a drink from a coconut shell. The ocean breeze is gently touching your skin and your only problem is to decide between snorkeling on a coral reef or surfing.
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Old March 28th, 2014, 04:38 PM   #2
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Monaco

Let's face it – you were born to live in luxury. Mild climate, breath-taking views, gambling facilities plus no income tax and low business taxes make Monaco easy and fun place to live for the rich, famous and you!

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Old March 28th, 2014, 04:43 PM   #3
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Hey. I'd give it a shot Close too palo also


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No matter which island of French Polynesia you choose to live it will be a paradise. Just picture yourself on a sunny beach under a palm tree, sipping a drink from a coconut shell. The ocean breeze is gently touching your skin and your only problem is to decide between snorkeling on a coral reef or surfing
But I don't speak French.
Although that shouldn't be a problem for an anti-social socialist.
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But I don't speak French.
Although that shouldn't be a problem for an anti-social socialist.
That's very easy to learn.

problème = problem
social = social
socialiste = socialist
paradis = paradise
océan = ocean
décider = to decide

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Yeah right.

You should live in

Greenland

Wow! Congrats! You are hardcore! Not many people could stay for good in Greenland– the land of ice and snow with little or no sunlight at all. Although life there might be tough and demanding, the beauty and uniqueness of this island cannot be denied.
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Old March 28th, 2014, 08:34 PM   #8
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Mongolia

Imagine a huge, open space without a single tree. In the distance there is a silhouette of a man on a horseback – that is you on a Mongolian steppe! During the day you look after your sheep and yaks and in the evening you warm yourself up by the stove in a yurt (a special tent), eating meat dumplings and drinking milk tea... and vodka supplied by palo

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French Polynesia
Allo voisin, j'espère vraiment que nous ne sommes pas dérangés par les dispositifs nucléaires hebdomadaires sur l'atoll à proximité.
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You should live in
Burkina Faso

You might ask, where the hell is that?! Well, Burkina Faso (meaning “Land of honest people”) is located in the centre of West Africa. Although the country faces many problems, it is the place where you could find peace and beauty in the simplicity of a rural life.

oooo-kayyyy..... If you say so.
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