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June 8th, 2018, 03:42 PM | #13421 |
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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June 8th, 2018, 04:26 PM | #13422 |
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People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
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June 8th, 2018, 11:04 PM | #13423 |
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What do women and condoms have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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June 9th, 2018, 05:27 PM | #13424 |
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All you could hear today in the supermarket was the sound of crying and wailing. Then my wife said to me, "Isn't it about time you grew up?"
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June 10th, 2018, 12:34 PM | #13425 |
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''Come on, orange juice, you're a breakfast drink!
You've got to patch things up with toothpaste.''
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June 12th, 2018, 04:10 PM | #13426 |
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Statistics show that vegetarians live on average ten years longer than meat eaters.
Ten long miserable years. My grandfather was on The Titanic. And as far as I know, he still is. |
June 12th, 2018, 04:29 PM | #13427 |
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June 12th, 2018, 05:28 PM | #13428 |
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''Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.''
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June 12th, 2018, 07:31 PM | #13429 |
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After reading that beer was bad for you, smoking was bad for you, and chocolate was bad for you, I immediately realised I must give up reading.
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June 12th, 2018, 10:52 PM | #13430 |
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Bloody Amazon
I ordered Four Kindles and they sent me a Two Ronnies DVD |
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