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Old September 28th, 2017, 06:35 PM   #111
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A. Because if it was green you'd never know where your lawn ended when you went out to cut the grass.

Q. Is there a Loch Ness Monster ??
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A: Yes, his name is Paddy.

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A: Yes, his name is Paddy.

Q: Does Androids dream of electric sheeps?
A. Only when they can get the right baa-baa-batteries.

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A. Only Gourda.

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Q: Are women from another planet?
A. No they're from an alternative stream of reality

Q. Why do some people seem to believe their every waking thought is of interest to everyone else ???
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A. Because most people are lonely

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Q: Why is the WHite House White?
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Q. Does Jane know she's playin' a game she never can win ???
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Q: Why do fools fall in love?
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A. Because he was dyslexic and didn't know it was Spanish slang for guy

Q. When did all roads stop leading to Rome ??
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