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**bfg9000** · August 7th, 2018, 03:04 AM

Q: Did you know that they've renamed a popular caramel popcorn snack for adults?

A: Instead of Cracker Jack, they're calling it Jack Her Crack

**ball7** · August 7th, 2018, 04:48 AM

One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother’s face through the oven window. As we played hide and seek and she said: ‘you’re getting warmer’
-Milton Jones

**mrfixit** · August 7th, 2018, 10:31 PM

**AmateurEmale** · August 7th, 2018, 11:16 PM

I have noticed that Katerina Bardo, Katya T @Met-Art, and Katarina Nikita are the only "K/K/K" to have blonde hair, big boobs, and cum from Russia with Love.

[Blonde version of Kartrashians?]

MaxJoker · August 8th, 2018, 12:37 PM

What do you call two spiders who've just gotten married ? ,

Newly webs.

**trailmaster** · August 8th, 2018, 12:54 PM

A man goes to his best friend's house to watch the hockey game. At the end of the first period the man says to his friend, "You know, we've been friends for a long time and I've always wanted to tell you this, but I really want to fuck your wife." The friend thinks for a moment before replying, "Ok. You can fuck my wife, but promise me one thing. You MUST NOT go down on her." The man says ok, goes upstairs and fucks his friend's wife, but no matter how hard he tries, he can't resist the urge to go down on her. He comes back just as the second period is starting and says to his friend, "Man, I'm really sorry, but I couldn't resist the urge to do down on your wife. The weirdest thing happened when I did it though... I got a mouth full of rice." The friend laughs and says, "That wasn't rice, she's been dead for a month!!!"

**PJayBr** · August 8th, 2018, 02:26 PM

My parrot died yesterday. He was 12 years old and very obese.

I thought I'd be upset but to be honest it's a weight off my shoulders.

MaxJoker · August 8th, 2018, 03:41 PM

What`s an astronauts favourite board game ? ,

Moon- Opoly.

Did you hear about the Circus fire ? ,

It was intense.

Why can't a nose be twelve inches long ? ,

Because it`d be a foot.

What do you call a jacket that goes up in flames ? ,

A blazer .

**machman** · August 8th, 2018, 10:37 PM

Statistics show that after playing Russian roulette, 5 out of 6 people said they enjoyed the game.

**PJayBr** · August 9th, 2018, 02:06 PM

The wife came in to the lounge wearing not very much whilst I was watching the Grand Prix.

"Fancy taking me upstairs and fucking me senseless?" She asks.

"Not just now." I reply. "I'm watching the motor racing."

"You do realise you can record it"

"Ok you grab the camcorder I'll be up when the Grand Prix has finished"

August 7th, 2018, 03:04 AM	#13631
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August 7th, 2018, 10:31 PM	#13633
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August 8th, 2018, 12:37 PM	#13635
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	What do you call two spiders who've just gotten married ? , Newly webs. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 8th, 2018, 03:41 PM	#13638
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	"And that`s how corny this post waaaaaaaaaaas" What`s an astronauts favourite board game ? , Moon- Opoly. Did you hear about the Circus fire ? , It was intense. Why can't a nose be twelve inches long ? , Because it`d be a foot. What do you call a jacket that goes up in flames ? , A blazer . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 9th, 2018, 02:06 PM	#13640
PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,311 Thanks: 41,720 Thanked 13,695 Times in 1,282 Posts	The wife came in to the lounge wearing not very much whilst I was watching the Grand Prix. "Fancy taking me upstairs and fucking me senseless?" She asks. "Not just now." I reply. "I'm watching the motor racing." "You do realise you can record it" "Ok you grab the camcorder I'll be up when the Grand Prix has finished" Last edited by PJayBr; August 9th, 2018 at 04:44 PM..

August 7th, 2018, 04:48 AM	#13632
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,992 Times in 15,731 Posts	One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother’s face through the oven window. As we played hide and seek and she said: ‘you’re getting warmer’ -Milton Jones

August 7th, 2018, 11:16 PM	#13634
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	I have noticed that Katerina Bardo, Katya T @Met-Art, and Katarina Nikita are the only "K/K/K" to have blonde hair, big boobs, and cum from Russia with Love. [Blonde version of Kartrashians?]

August 8th, 2018, 12:54 PM	#13636
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,274 Times in 60,077 Posts	A man goes to his best friend's house to watch the hockey game. At the end of the first period the man says to his friend, "You know, we've been friends for a long time and I've always wanted to tell you this, but I really want to fuck your wife." The friend thinks for a moment before replying, "Ok. You can fuck my wife, but promise me one thing. You MUST NOT go down on her." The man says ok, goes upstairs and fucks his friend's wife, but no matter how hard he tries, he can't resist the urge to go down on her. He comes back just as the second period is starting and says to his friend, "Man, I'm really sorry, but I couldn't resist the urge to do down on your wife. The weirdest thing happened when I did it though... I got a mouth full of rice." The friend laughs and says, "That wasn't rice, she's been dead for a month!!!"

August 8th, 2018, 02:26 PM	#13637
PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,311 Thanks: 41,720 Thanked 13,695 Times in 1,282 Posts	My parrot died yesterday. He was 12 years old and very obese. I thought I'd be upset but to be honest it's a weight off my shoulders.

August 8th, 2018, 10:37 PM	#13639
machman Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 508 Thanks: 5,185 Thanked 15,484 Times in 494 Posts	Statistics show that after playing Russian roulette, 5 out of 6 people said they enjoyed the game.