Post your corny jokes - Page 1322

**gmcbee** · March 22nd, 2018, 10:12 PM

Why did Sid Vicious cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to a chicken.

**bfg9000** · March 23rd, 2018, 03:49 AM

Why do the Polish ever celebrate Christmas in Poland?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Solid · March 23rd, 2018, 06:22 PM

Just had two people at my door telling me how they had seen a South American oil producing shrub.
They were Jojoba's witnesses

Solid · March 23rd, 2018, 06:22 PM

There's a new TV show on tonight about origami...
It's paper view.

**Mal Hombre** · March 23rd, 2018, 06:39 PM

It'll fold after the first episode..

**photoflex** · March 23rd, 2018, 09:34 PM

CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING ME, SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.

**gedly** · March 24th, 2018, 12:49 AM

Am I concerned about anal sex? Am I buggery!

Aaron · March 24th, 2018, 08:20 PM

It's snowing quite heavy locally. The charity banquet in support of Poor Little Match Girls had to be canceled due to inclement weather.

**mrfixit** · March 25th, 2018, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gedly

Am I concerned about anal sex? Am I buggery!

it's all just a pain in the ass

**gedly** · March 25th, 2018, 08:56 AM

So I phoned the sex doll company. I said, " She's told me not to touch her tits while she's watching EastEnders, told me where to put the milk in the fridge and not to wash towels and trousers in the washing machine". They replied, "Well, you did order the genuine real life sex doll".

March 23rd, 2018, 03:49 AM	#13212
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March 23rd, 2018, 06:22 PM	#13213
Solid Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 200 Thanks: 21,134 Thanked 2,939 Times in 199 Posts	Just had two people at my door telling me how they had seen a South American oil producing shrub. They were Jojoba's witnesses __________________ Cheese with everything!

March 23rd, 2018, 06:22 PM	#13214
Solid Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 200 Thanks: 21,134 Thanked 2,939 Times in 199 Posts	There's a new TV show on tonight about origami... It's paper view. __________________ Cheese with everything!

March 23rd, 2018, 06:39 PM	#13215
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,626 Times in 57,558 Posts	It'll fold after the first episode.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 23rd, 2018, 09:34 PM	#13216
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,920 Thanked 127,768 Times in 3,570 Posts	CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING ME, SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

March 22nd, 2018, 10:12 PM	#13211
gmcbee Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Clinging to the rim of a crater on the dark side of Uranus. Posts: 1,065 Thanks: 3,961 Thanked 11,051 Times in 1,042 Posts	Why did Sid Vicious cross the road? He was safety-pinned to a chicken.

March 24th, 2018, 12:49 AM	#13217
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,305 Times in 3,171 Posts	Am I concerned about anal sex? Am I buggery!

March 24th, 2018, 08:20 PM	#13218
Aaron Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 206 Thanks: 6,639 Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts	It's snowing quite heavy locally. The charity banquet in support of Poor Little Match Girls had to be canceled due to inclement weather.

March 25th, 2018, 08:56 AM	#13220
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,305 Times in 3,171 Posts	So I phoned the sex doll company. I said, " She's told me not to touch her tits while she's watching EastEnders, told me where to put the milk in the fridge and not to wash towels and trousers in the washing machine". They replied, "Well, you did order the genuine real life sex doll".

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