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March 22nd, 2018, 10:12 PM | #13211 |
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Why did Sid Vicious cross the road?
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March 23rd, 2018, 03:49 AM | #13212 |
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Why do the Polish ever celebrate Christmas in Poland?
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
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March 23rd, 2018, 06:22 PM | #13213 |
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Just had two people at my door telling me how they had seen a South American oil producing shrub.
They were Jojoba's witnesses
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March 23rd, 2018, 06:22 PM | #13214 |
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There's a new TV show on tonight about origami...
It's paper view.
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March 23rd, 2018, 06:39 PM | #13215 |
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It'll fold after the first episode..
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March 23rd, 2018, 09:34 PM | #13216 |
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CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING ME, SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.
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March 24th, 2018, 12:49 AM | #13217 |
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Am I concerned about anal sex? Am I buggery!
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March 24th, 2018, 08:20 PM | #13218 |
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It's snowing quite heavy locally. The charity banquet in support of Poor Little Match Girls had to be canceled due to inclement weather.
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March 25th, 2018, 01:18 AM | #13219 |
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it's all just a pain in the ass
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March 25th, 2018, 08:56 AM | #13220 |
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So I phoned the sex doll company. I said, " She's told me not to touch her tits while she's watching EastEnders, told me where to put the milk in the fridge and not to wash towels and trousers in the washing machine". They replied, "Well, you did order the genuine real life sex doll".
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