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February 24th, 2018, 05:12 PM	#13081
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February 24th, 2018, 07:58 PM	#13084
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February 24th, 2018, 09:11 PM	#13085
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February 24th, 2018, 10:09 PM	#13086
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I don't think this belongs in this thread - since it isn't a joke or corny?

It isn't funny because it's true?

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February 25th, 2018, 10:16 AM	#13090
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