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July 15th, 2012, 06:38 PM	#411
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,770 Times in 36,682 Posts	"OK Myrtle, make a wish and blow on my candle!" "Wouldn't you know it, just my luck ... I've got this boner that won't quit and the damn beach is closed today!"

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July 15th, 2012, 06:47 PM	#412
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,770 Times in 36,682 Posts	"Hey, golly gee, aren't I lucky ... not everyone is as fortunate as I am to have a Marshall amplifier recessed into their dining room wall!" "Oh please Johnny I'll do anything you say if we can move back to Texas because I just can't take these Canadian winters any longer!"

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July 15th, 2012, 07:06 PM	#413
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,770 Times in 36,682 Posts	"I don't mean to giggle, but what the hell do you expect me to do with that!" "I've got fingernails longer than this pathetic thing!"

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July 15th, 2012, 07:15 PM	#414
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,770 Times in 36,682 Posts	"Those perverts want to always keep staring at my nice ass, well then I'm gonna stare right back at them!"

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July 25th, 2012, 01:48 AM	#415
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,770 Times in 36,682 Posts	"Put your "head" on my shoulder" (Not quite what Paul Anka had in mind) Her: "I'm sorry to hurt your feelings, but that thing is only good for peeing!"

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August 14th, 2012, 07:58 PM	#416
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,770 Times in 36,682 Posts	"Ho hum! If you don't mind will you please cum and get this over with, I have the laundry to do!"

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September 10th, 2012, 08:05 PM	#417
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,770 Times in 36,682 Posts	"Holy shit, let's get out of here there's a bear heading right for us!"

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October 14th, 2012, 05:49 PM	#418
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,770 Times in 36,682 Posts	"I don't have my cherry any more, but you're welcome to any other fruit you find down there!" "You want me to what??!! How the hell do you expect me to yodel with this thing in my mouth??!!"

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October 14th, 2012, 06:01 PM	#419
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,770 Times in 36,682 Posts	"If you keep insisting on calling my vagina a pussy, well then ...."

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October 14th, 2012, 06:07 PM	#420
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,770 Times in 36,682 Posts	"Ah, now I know why they call him the Best Man!"

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