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Old April 13th, 2017, 10:57 AM   #3131
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Just one more priest to shag and I will have earned
my white cross like Sister Margret's.
Sister Mary......

Yes Sister Jane....

Sister Mary, I think we should hit Cuzzyman
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Old April 13th, 2017, 11:04 AM   #3132
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Sister Mary......

Yes Sister Jane....

Sister Mary, I think we should hit Cuzzyman
No Sister, doing anal with E will not qualify toward receiving your white cross.
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Sister Mary - Did you show Cuzzyman you're cross

Yes Sister Jane, and I used the F word
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"Look Sister Mary, what I've bought on the Ozzy Osbourne concert last week! After wiping all the blood away the cross is like new!"
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Donald Trump's new civil defence project: Guns for Nuns!
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And here's the famous photojournalist's last picture, taken about 10 seconds before he died.



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I wonder what you'll look like when you grow up

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David Attenborough '' It was time to leave the cub and mother in peace before we became her next meal. ''
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United Airlines introduced it's new "Passenger Extraction Team" today.
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United Airlines introduced it's new "Passenger Extraction Team" today.
Certainly scary enough, but I'd be more afraid of the Chicago police.
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