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Old 04-16-2018, 01:55 PM   #2611
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4332 I found the ending to the Brad Pitt film, Se7en, very erotic
Kevin Spacey giving head to Brad Pitt?
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4333 You call that a blow job You could learn a lot from Kevin Spacey Trust me, been there, done that
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Old 04-23-2018, 06:29 PM   #2613
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Old 04-23-2018, 06:35 PM   #2614
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Old 04-24-2018, 03:02 AM   #2615
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The next time you need to douche I wish it wouldn't be outside on the front lawn with the garden hose!
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Suck my dick, stroke it, lick my balls, swallow my load, and stick your tongue up my ass then maybe I'll take you out next weekend ... or the following weekend!
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What good is your having an unlisted phone number when hundreds of guys across the State have it?
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Yes that's lipstick on my dick, I keep telling your mother to start using the non-smearing type.
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4340 I heard Habanero Sauce on a condom makes perfect anal lube
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There you have it ladies and gentlemen, you've heard it from a pro and one who knows.
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