Greatest porn star bloopers

mschaeffer33 · September 7th, 2011, 11:08 AM

My list begins with:

1) Vanessa Smoke losing some chunks in the middle of an anal scene. That was bound to happen. Vanessa kept going and never registered a moment's dismay.
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**KurtBarlow** · September 12th, 2011, 05:54 AM

My favorite was when Carol Cummings, Marc Wallice and Scott Irish were making Hershe Highway 2. The scene was supposed to be a DP and ended up being a DPP when one of the guys missed his target. Strangely enough, Ms. Cummings didn't seem to notice.

**tygrkhat40** · September 12th, 2011, 03:13 PM

I once saw a blooper scene where Dana Lynn (I think) stepped on Ray Victory's dick.

September 12th, 2011, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I once saw a blooper scene where Dana Lynn (I think) stepped on Ray Victory's dick.

Ouch. It must have been painful.

And I do love porn bloopers. Isn't there movies or compilation of them ?

mschaeffer33 · September 12th, 2011, 07:50 PM

I saw a flick where a well-known star peed 20 feet across a living room while getting up from a couch. It was an unscheduled whizz and the girl was mortified. I'll have to find it and give you the actress's name. She looked a little like Sasha Grey but it wasn't; Sasha doesn't blush.

Alexandra Ross in the 2nd scene of Bis zum Letzten Tropfen im Reich des Pornos 1997 lost control of her bowels in the middle of an anal and unleashed a shit storm before taking out the camera. I was embarrassed. The film is on VEF.

I wonder what the best all-time farts have been.

Btw, I don't like anyone to step on my dick.

ddd. · September 12th, 2011, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by gusdevitry

Ouch. It must have been painful.

And I do love porn bloopers. Isn't there movies or compilation of them ?

imho the best kind of blooper in porn is when guy cums unexpectedly (he cums too fast)

if possibile, please, videos of this kind ;-)

thanks!

**KurtBarlow** · September 12th, 2011, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by gusdevitry

And I do love porn bloopers. Isn't there movies or compilation of them ?

The DPP scene with Carol Cummings, which I mentioned earlier, is on a compilation called Boobs Butts And Bloopers (1990). If I remember correctly, it wasn't nearly as funny as the producers must have thought it was. A couple good moments though.

nik · September 13th, 2011, 12:16 AM

Wasn't there one where Chessie Moore had to fart while getting it from Ron Jeremy but he just kept on going?

doyle · September 13th, 2011, 12:38 AM

...And then there was the time Tina Russell shat on Harry Reems during a scene. This was not in the script! He unexpectedly pulled out of her vagina, and entered her back door - and she shat all over him.
Tina might have been hitting the bottle by this time. Heavy drinking, as I learned from experience, often loosens your bowels.

pete1999 · September 21st, 2011, 08:15 PM

I remember two good ones- in one, they got several chicks to say "I'm not fucking that pig Ron Jeremy" when he came out on set. In another, I think it's tracey adams and buck adams; he is having lot's of trouble holding out because she keeps screwing with him by talking sexy in his ear and doing everything she can so he can't "maintain"- hilarious.

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mschaeffer33 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 578 Thanks: 512 Thanked 3,491 Times in 513 Posts	I saw a flick where a well-known star peed 20 feet across a living room while getting up from a couch. It was an unscheduled whizz and the girl was mortified. I'll have to find it and give you the actress's name. She looked a little like Sasha Grey but it wasn't; Sasha doesn't blush. Alexandra Ross in the 2nd scene of Bis zum Letzten Tropfen im Reich des Pornos 1997 lost control of her bowels in the middle of an anal and unleashed a shit storm before taking out the camera. I was embarrassed. The film is on VEF. I wonder what the best all-time farts have been. Btw, I don't like anyone to step on my dick. Last edited by mschaeffer33; September 12th, 2011 at 08:26 PM.. Reason: amplification

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September 12th, 2011, 05:54 AM	#2
KurtBarlow Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,640 Thanks: 3,043 Thanked 30,298 Times in 2,636 Posts	My favorite was when Carol Cummings, Marc Wallice and Scott Irish were making Hershe Highway 2. The scene was supposed to be a DP and ended up being a DPP when one of the guys missed his target. Strangely enough, Ms. Cummings didn't seem to notice.

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nik Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 49 Thanks: 15,602 Thanked 1,320 Times in 47 Posts	Wasn't there one where Chessie Moore had to fart while getting it from Ron Jeremy but he just kept on going?

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doyle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: East Coast of US Posts: 435 Thanks: 5,820 Thanked 2,754 Times in 383 Posts	...And then there was the time Tina Russell shat on Harry Reems during a scene. This was not in the script! He unexpectedly pulled out of her vagina, and entered her back door - and she shat all over him. Tina might have been hitting the bottle by this time. Heavy drinking, as I learned from experience, often loosens your bowels.

September 21st, 2011, 08:15 PM	#10
pete1999 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 5 Thanks: 1 Thanked 11 Times in 4 Posts	I remember two good ones- in one, they got several chicks to say "I'm not fucking that pig Ron Jeremy" when he came out on set. In another, I think it's tracey adams and buck adams; he is having lot's of trouble holding out because she keeps screwing with him by talking sexy in his ear and doing everything she can so he can't "maintain"- hilarious.