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July 17th, 2019, 03:30 AM	#3111
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July 17th, 2019, 07:16 PM	#3112
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,697 Thanks: 66,303 Thanked 210,036 Times in 15,737 Posts	1...2....3........BUH!! __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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July 17th, 2019, 10:45 PM	#3113
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,318 Times in 29,872 Posts	The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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July 18th, 2019, 10:33 AM	#3114
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,475 Times in 36,682 Posts	5341: Do you mind if I make a suggestion? This time take out your false teeth first before sucking my dick, they always fall out anyway. __________________

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July 18th, 2019, 11:06 AM	#3115
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,475 Times in 36,682 Posts	5342: Perhaps you could take a break and go have a smoke, your mother is pacing around the room anxiously waiting for her turn because she needs to get home and start supper for your dad. __________________

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July 18th, 2019, 06:37 PM	#3116
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,697 Thanks: 66,303 Thanked 210,036 Times in 15,737 Posts	To be or not to be….a slut __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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July 18th, 2019, 11:44 PM	#3117
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,318 Times in 29,872 Posts	What's "68"? You do me and I owe you one. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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July 20th, 2019, 12:14 AM	#3118
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,318 Times in 29,872 Posts	I'd like to think inside your box. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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July 20th, 2019, 07:20 AM	#3119
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,697 Thanks: 66,303 Thanked 210,036 Times in 15,737 Posts	Beware of aftereffects such as crying, nausea and unwanted pregnancies __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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July 20th, 2019, 10:53 PM	#3120
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,318 Times in 29,872 Posts	I run faster horny than you do scared __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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