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July 31st, 2017, 11:10 AM	#2401
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July 31st, 2017, 11:54 AM	#2402
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,378 Times in 36,682 Posts	4147: Don't flatter yourself, the only reason I shag you is because of my insomnia and having nothing to do while wide awake in the middle of the night. __________________

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August 1st, 2017, 10:58 PM	#2403
teaktop Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,057 Thanks: 54,282 Thanked 117,197 Times in 7,076 Posts	4148 Move a little to the right,oh yes thats it,a bit more ohhh yes perfect.OK fancy a bit of anal?,super,,ok raise your back a little ,ohhh yes ,wait ,a little bit more oh yeaaa baby I just cant wait to post these pics on VEF... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 2nd, 2017, 12:10 AM	#2404
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	4149 While you got your mouth full, could I interest you in some facts regarding timeshare?

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August 2nd, 2017, 11:05 AM	#2405
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August 2nd, 2017, 12:13 PM	#2406
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August 2nd, 2017, 12:15 PM	#2407
teaktop Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,057 Thanks: 54,282 Thanked 117,197 Times in 7,076 Posts	Oh so you were adopted, oh fancy that so was I ..and your Moms name is also ........AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 2nd, 2017, 01:04 PM	#2408
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,378 Times in 36,682 Posts	4153: One thing is for certain, if Eve looked like you back in the Garden of Eden there would have been no Cain and Abel! __________________

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August 2nd, 2017, 11:06 PM	#2409
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	4154 Oh, Stan-STAN STAAAAANN FOr the last time, my name is Michael. Sorry, I was just thinking of Stan Lee

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