Muff

[mschaeffer33]

I want to write a literary poem entitled "Muff".

I wondered if my many brilliant fellow divers have any thoughts, or lines, or notes for lines I might use?

[pharoahegypt]

was that muff, good enough, or did it need a trim

was that muff, just a muff, or indeed a mighty quim..............

[Greenman]

Your rhyme you'll have to trim
If you insist on using quim
Of course there is the muff
but not so much, so enough
It's all Brazilian and airstrips that's done
All the hair of below has completely gone
The days of the muff, the chuff and pussy
Seems to be looked on as a little bit wussy
To some hair is square but muff was duff
Bring it back I say, it needs to be called,
there's nothing so off-putting than a girl who is BALD!
Hope you liked that!

[MisterMacky]

Originally Posted by mschaeffer33

I want to write a literary poem entitled "Muff".

I wondered if my many brilliant fellow divers have any thoughts, or lines, or notes for lines I might use?

Sounds like you want to write a paragraph poem.

[otokonomidori]

There was a young girl called McGough
Who shaved all the hair off her muff
But now she's in trouble
Because of her stubble
Her boyfriend prefers up her chuff!

[mschaeffer33]

there's nothing so off-putting than a girl who is BALD!

Totally. Bald is hard to carry off, top and bottom. I'm a huge fan of the Japanese who know a thing or two about turf. Wonder if Slate or any of the trendy mags have done a piece on the turf wars?

[tygrkhat40]

I may have to bunt
Or is it punt
For I can only think of these words
That rhyme with c......

[Estreeter]

You think ya have that stuff,
Too get at my pretty muff.....

But if you get me up the duff,
Remember, it's gonna be tuff.


Duff - Slang for pregnant

[riteman]

Originally Posted by mschaeffer33

I want to write a literary poem entitled "Muff".

I wondered if my many brilliant fellow divers have any thoughts, or lines, or notes for lines I might use?

Yes, it's first essential that you specify what type of muff you are writing about - traditional hairy as intended or bald. Though I maintain that the latter is not really a muff at all, just a plain slit with no mysteries to explore. [Hey, that almost rhymes!].

To go further there are there are sub-categories and the neatly trimmed. Appealing sometimes is where the mount of Venus triangle is fully preserved while the used to be private areas are shaved. Then let's not forget the famous landing strip variation or the little square tuft. Some of today's porn players have this and it may be to prove that they do naturally have pubic hair not under the age.

[mschaeffer33]

it's first essential that you specify what type of muff you are writing about - traditional hairy as intended or bald.

Non-specific muff though unlikely to be bald. The muff of legend, the muff of dreams. Maybe super silky Asian muff on a fiendishly beautiful white girl with blue-black hair. A muff so beautiful that you'd choose the lower deck in a DP. Or if that isn't clear enough, wait until my next poem - Barbi Tit Action.

Bald is for twelve year olds. Okay, one or two of those, then done.
.
Muff of legend,
muff of dreams;
super silky trim on
fiendishly beautiful white girl
with blue-black hair -
the last dewy ringlet
that jacks you off.


notice that I never once resort to saying furburger