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September 21st, 2013, 02:54 AM | #81 |
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Inside The Members Studio With ......... axdx
1. What is your favourite word ?
Nudity 2. What is your least favourite word ? Topless 3. What turns you on ? full frontal naked women 4. What turns you off ? Sad Depressing Music 5. What sound do you love ? synth 6. What sound do you hate ? The sound of Guitars that are not electric 7. What is your favourite curse word ? Grrr 8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt ? becoming mayor of my city. 9. What profession would you not like to do? becoming a nurse at a nursing home which means cleaning elderly peoples arse everyday. 10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates ?. Axel you did great at doing nothing but download porn all day, what's the matter with you.
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September 24th, 2013, 05:37 PM | #82 |
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1. What is your favourite word ?
Delete, depending on situation 2. What is your least favourite word ? Delete, depending on situation 3. What turns you on ? Mystery 4. What turns you off ? Creeps 5. What sound do you love ? When food is lowered into a deep fryer 6. What sound do you hate ? Grumbling stomach 7. What is your favourite curse word ? Vagina, but the one beginning with a "C" 8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt ? Military test pilot... Because there's that kind of coolness about it 9. What profession would you not like to do? Military test pilot... Because it's fuckin' dangerous 10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates ?. Mmmm. I like your taste, you remembered the triple mozzeralla and triple pepperoni double extra large family size, I'll forget about those sins
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September 28th, 2013, 01:26 AM | #83 |
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1. What is your favourite word ?
Transmogrify 2. What is your least favourite word ? Celebrity 3. What turns you on ? Intelligence (and big tits) 4. What turns you off ? Ignorant bible-thumping backwards ass bumpkins 5. What sound do you love ? Surf 6. What sound do you hate ? Garbage men at 6AM 7. What is your favourite curse word ? Goddamnmotherfuckingcocksuckingsonofabitch (In NYC - where I was raised - this IS one word) 8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt ? Astronaut 9. What profession would you not like to do? Aerial Assault Interception Ranger (Bomb Catcher) 10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates ?. Gentlemen & Ladies, allow me to introduce you to the the loyal opposition.
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September 28th, 2013, 07:01 AM | #84 |
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Inside the member's studio with Scoundrel:
1. What is your favourite word ? Remuneration 2. What is your least favourite word? Timesheet 3. What turns you on ? Eyes; when the lady says with her eyes that she wants to play. 4. What turns you off ? Eyes; when the lady says with her eyes that she is bored. 5. What sound do you love? Anything which makes me feel calm. 6. What sound do you hate ? Anything which heightens my anxiety. 7. What is your favourite curse word ? Bollocks. 8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt ? Lighthouse keeper; provided they have free broadband. 9. What profession would you not like to do? Neuro-surgeon; I am not very well coordinated. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6aYLOf8CUQ 10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates ? Of course you can come in, Scoundrel; it's just that you won't know anybody...
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October 12th, 2013, 09:58 PM | #85 |
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Inside the Member's Studio With GailFan
1. What is your favourite word ?
Serendipity 2. What is your least favourite word? "Issues" (as a substitute for "problems") 3. What turns you on ? Being with a real, live woman gets me extraordinarily aroused. Probably because it happens so seldom. 4. What turns you off ? Smoking. 5. What sound do you love? The sound of rain on the roof lat at night. 6. What sound do you hate ? Virtually all music. 7. What is your favourite curse word ? "For the sake of fuck". 8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt ? Military officer. 9. What profession would you not like to do? Door-to-door salesman. 10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates ? "I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is you were wrong, heaven does exist. The good news is you were wrong, heaven does exist."
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December 28th, 2016, 03:34 PM | #86 |
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Inside The Members Studio With ......... MaxJoker
1. What is your favourite word ?
Heiress 2. What is your least favourite word ? Banker 3. What turns you on ? Free streaming 4. What turns you off ? Online snooping laws 5. What sound do you love ? Pizza delivery guy (Or gal) knocking on the door 6. What sound do you hate ? Complaints about no tip 7. What is your favourite curse word ? Vegetarian 8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt ? Emperor of the known universe 9. What profession would you not like to do? Stunt cock for Elton John 10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates ?. Here`s what I owe you
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January 18th, 2018, 03:37 PM | #87 |
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1. What is your favourite word ?
What is your favourite word 2. What is your least favourite word ? Scrutiny 3. What turns you on ? An easily mislead public 4. What turns you off ? Anybody with half a brain cell 5. What sound do you love ? Duuuuuuh 6. What sound do you hate ? Heeeeey 7. What is your favourite curse word ? Brexit 8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt ? Is unstoppable deadly plague a profession 9. What profession would you not like to do? Promise keeping politician 10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates ? Welcome , heaven has been privatised
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January 18th, 2018, 04:06 PM | #88 |
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1. What is your favourite word ?
Money 2. What is your least favourite word ? No 3. What turns you on ? Buying stuff all over the world 4. What turns you off ? People who wanna dictate me what to do 5. What sound do you love ? Kitten meowing 6. What sound do you hate ? Me puking 7. What is your favourite curse word ? Holy shit 8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt ? Film director 9. What profession would you not like to do? Lawyer 10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates ? Pizzas, finally!
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April 27th, 2019, 07:01 PM | #89 |
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Inside The Members Studio With ......... Jeremy Corbyn
1. What is your favourite word ?
Faffing 2. What is your least favourite word? Principles 3. What turns you on ? Incoherently mumbling inconsequential questions 4. What turns you off ? Being told to speak up and make a modicum of sense 5. What sound do you love? The sound of a baby smiling 6. What sound do you hate ? My deputies voice 7. What is your favourite curse word ? Kike 8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt ? Leader of the opposition 9. What profession would you not like to do ? Rabbi 10. If heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates ? Does Diane Abbott do anal ?
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April 27th, 2019, 08:07 PM | #90 |
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Inside the Members Studio with KissArmy
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grateful 2. What is your least favourite word? entitled 3. What turns you on ? sex 4. What turns you off ? rudeness 5. What sound do you love? the surf 6. What sound do you hate ? people chewing 7. What is your favourite curse word ? Fuck. 8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt ? landscaper 9. What profession would you not like to do? telemarketer 10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates ? "Well Done" |
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