Worst actors ,Stupidest Movie Scenes , Cheapest Sets , Cheesiest Performances etc

MaxJoker · March 12th, 2011, 11:24 AM

Hopefully my title fully explains what this thread is all about , although if it doesn`t then go ask Estreeter as it`s simply a bastardised version of his own excellent movie thread

Anyway here`s my first one and as luck would have it the scene is not only stupid and the set cheap (As in terms of effects ,overall quality and direction) , but the performances are so cheesy i`m surprised a jar of Branston Pickle wasn`t given as a free gift with every DVD sold

Scanner Cop Final Battle

MaxJoker · March 12th, 2011, 11:44 AM

The stiff extras on the ground give a better showing than the stars in this next clip .

Me i say thank god for the subtle mood music since if we had to work out the emotions of the actors (No laughing at the back) by just watching their performances ( hey i said no laughing) we`d be totally lost

Yes it has to be an embarrassingly bad scene from Alive

**Mal Hombre** · March 12th, 2011, 12:24 PM

A stupid scene from a stupid movie,I give You one of the horror channel's finest"Frostbiter legend of the Wendigo".

This here scene has it all,bad acting,bad script,bad make up and truly terrible special effects.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxrCXbGO__Y

**rotobott** · March 12th, 2011, 12:36 PM

A classic scene from Birdemic, truly horrifying, viewer discretion is advised

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrxZb...eature=related

**Mal Hombre** · March 12th, 2011, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rotobott

A classic scene from Birdemic, truly horrifying, viewer discretion is advised

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrxZb...eature=related

From now on I'm carrying a wire coathanger wherever I go in case of bird attack.

Estreeter · March 12th, 2011, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Hopefully my title fully explains what this thread is all about , although if it doesn`t then go ask Estreeter as it`s simply a bastardised version of his own excellent movie thread

Excellent thread idea, I took your advise and sent myself a PM, I'm just too afraid to open and answer it

Anyway, this entire film

Stupid from start too finish, but the Presidents speech made me particularly sick

.

I saw the film when it came out at the cinemas, the most entertaining part of the night was when we were leaving and in front of me some bird asked the bloke she was with if he thought all that could happen, he looked at her and I knew he wasn't even gonna bother too answer

and my GF at the time belted me for laughing

MaxJoker · March 12th, 2011, 03:42 PM

Some choice scene snippets showing the worst actor alive or for that matter dead .In fact an actual corpse has a better range of emotions than this lame walking wood shaving .

Hayden Christensen`s best Star Wars moments

**wuadey** · March 12th, 2011, 04:00 PM

Check out the clips from this Grizzly Cheese Convention

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73LcLOtfP4w

Grizzly -1976

**keefriff** · March 12th, 2011, 04:01 PM

I can suspend my disbelief to accept the fact that this shark has a personal vendetta against Ellen Brody. I can suspend my disbelief to accept the fact that a shark can roar like a lion. I can suspend my disbelief that a shark can balance itself on it's fins, on water mind you, while in pursuit of it's next meal. I cannot suspend my disbelief enough to understand why this travesty was ever made. I give you the "climactic" scene of Jaws The Revenge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqiWW...eature=related

MaxJoker · March 12th, 2011, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keefriff

I can suspend my disbelief to accept the fact that this shark has a personal vendetta against Ellen Brody. I can suspend my disbelief to accept the fact that a shark can roar like a lion. I can suspend my disbelief that a shark can balance itself on it's fins, on water mind you, while in pursuit of it's next meal. I cannot suspend my disbelief enough to understand why this travesty was ever made. I give you the "climactic" scene of Jaws The Revenge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqiWW...eature=related

Excellent

I just tried to find the scene where i`m sure we see Micheal Caine fall over the side of the boat into the sea ,then climb back up the other side of the boat to reappear on deck perfectly dry

Sadly i couldn`t

Bugger

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rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,106 Thanks: 174,782 Thanked 634,611 Times in 31,427 Posts	A classic scene from Birdemic, truly horrifying, viewer discretion is advised http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrxZb...eature=related

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