Whats The Strangest Thing You've Used To Make You Cum ?

**softplaces** · June 11th, 2010, 09:46 AM

OK this is a bit of a odd one....and a fun one too. About 6 years ago when I was a builder I was working alone in a old house taking down a fireplace.For this I needed a kango concrete breaker.After a while of holding this tool waist height I noticed the vibrations were having a effect so I thought 'I wonder' I dropped my trousers and pants and put my hard cock ontop of the machine.Then put the point of the kango against a brick and turn it on,what happened next was like a vibrator only times a million and was a hell of a sensation as it shook my cock and balls! It felt great and wasn't long before I came shooting a massive load that was breath taking and a real leg weakener!! It gave me an amazing orgasm so much so a hour later I did it again. Never done it since but just wondered what bizarre thing any of you have used when needs must??!!

**tony_grego** · June 11th, 2010, 01:10 PM

The strangest you says? No doubt: A woman.

Salut !

**bawjaws** · June 13th, 2010, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by softplaces

OK this is a bit of a odd one....and a fun one too. About 6 years ago when I was a builder I was working alone in a old house taking down a fireplace.For this I needed a kango concrete breaker.After a while of holding this tool waist height I noticed the vibrations were having a effect so I thought 'I wonder' I dropped my trousers and pants and put my hard cock ontop of the machine.Then put the point of the kango against a brick and turn it on,what happened next was like a vibrator only times a million and was a hell of a sensation as it shook my cock and balls! It felt great and wasn't long before I came shooting a massive load that was breath taking and a real leg weakener!! It gave me an amazing orgasm so much so a hour later I did it again. Never done it since but just wondered what bizarre thing any of you have used when needs must??!!

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so it was a jack-off hammer

Peau Peep · June 15th, 2010, 02:08 PM

a goat.

MaxJoker · June 15th, 2010, 02:40 PM

Bruce forsyths wig
Carrot batons
A house brick
Roadkill
A cement mixer
Broken glass
My own sarcasm

One of the above is almost nearly true

Hey wait a second why aren't i being paid 14 grand a post ?, Paul Merton`s career is built on such random crap

**begos** · June 15th, 2010, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Peau Peep

a goat.

I sure hope that's just some sort of silly euphemism you guys use on that side of the pond!

**billybunter** · June 15th, 2010, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Bruce forsyths wig

Since when did Brucie wear a wig

**Mal Hombre** · June 15th, 2010, 05:24 PM

A honeydew melon,It was great but I can never go back to that branch of Tescos

**rotobott** · June 15th, 2010, 05:41 PM

A whistle.

Oh sorry, that was in my previous life as a dog.

Peau Peep · June 16th, 2010, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by begos

I sure hope that's just some sort of silly euphemism you guys use on that side of the pond!

Don't worry, I'm not a total pervert.

It was dead.

June 11th, 2010, 09:46 AM	#1
softplaces Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 427 Thanks: 512 Thanked 13,290 Times in 418 Posts	Whats The Strangest Thing You've Used To Make You Cum ? OK this is a bit of a odd one....and a fun one too. About 6 years ago when I was a builder I was working alone in a old house taking down a fireplace.For this I needed a kango concrete breaker.After a while of holding this tool waist height I noticed the vibrations were having a effect so I thought 'I wonder' I dropped my trousers and pants and put my hard cock ontop of the machine.Then put the point of the kango against a brick and turn it on,what happened next was like a vibrator only times a million and was a hell of a sensation as it shook my cock and balls! It felt great and wasn't long before I came shooting a massive load that was breath taking and a real leg weakener!! It gave me an amazing orgasm so much so a hour later I did it again. Never done it since but just wondered what bizarre thing any of you have used when needs must??!! __________________ My All time Top 10 1.Kay Parker 2.Tracey Adams 3.Honey Wilder 4.Jane Baker 5.Claire Green 6.Codie Nicole 7.Anna Ventura 8.Annette Haven 9.Janey Robbins (When Hairy!) 10.Olinka Hardiman

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Peau Peep Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: The Sunny South Coast of England Posts: 653 Thanks: 1,960 Thanked 5,859 Times in 612 Posts	a goat.

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