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February 9th, 2012, 07:46 PM	#91
exfarmer avvie pic by Estreeter Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Essex, England Posts: 13,737 Thanks: 109,422 Thanked 182,651 Times in 13,045 Posts	Here you are mate I wish me a girl with curves __________________ I no longer have time to upload videos, sorry.

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February 9th, 2012, 08:27 PM

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I wish me a girl with curves

Someone to plough your fields.

I wish for a girl who can hold her liquor.

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February 9th, 2012, 09:46 PM	#93
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,836 Thanked 71,434 Times in 4,151 Posts	Here you go TC. I wish for a girl who is an angel.

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February 9th, 2012, 09:53 PM	#94
exfarmer avvie pic by Estreeter Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Essex, England Posts: 13,737 Thanks: 109,422 Thanked 182,651 Times in 13,045 Posts	Just for you mate I wish me a girl in a superman oufit __________________ I no longer have time to upload videos, sorry.

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February 9th, 2012, 10:00 PM	#95
keefriff Torn and Frayed Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: The 612 Posts: 7,025 Thanks: 79,624 Thanked 131,515 Times in 5,993 Posts	Something like this exfarmer? I wish me a hot woman riding on a tank. __________________ You Can't Always Get What You Want But If You Follow To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. You Just Might Find You Get What You Need To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 9th, 2012, 10:28 PM	#96
kelio Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ἀλήθεια Posts: 14,171 Thanks: 300,243 Thanked 336,477 Times in 14,215 Posts	Voila Keefriff I wish me a nude woman playing ping pong

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Here's a few more if Keef wants to start a Panzer Division.

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I wish me a girl in a ninja costume

I think that last one's a Panther.
That would make it a Pink Panther.

For you kelio:

I wish me a girl who is a devil.

Hmmm, not quite nude. Not sure if she will pass muster.

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February 9th, 2012, 10:53 PM	#98
imtrying Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,068 Thanks: 14,832 Thanked 17,240 Times in 1,043 Posts	Here's a not quite nude devil for ya. I wish me a girl surrounded by Beatles stuff.

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February 9th, 2012, 11:03 PM	#99
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,836 Thanked 71,434 Times in 4,151 Posts	I've got a girl surrounded by Beatles? Would that do? I wish me a girl who can't hold her liquor.

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February 9th, 2012, 11:14 PM	#100
imtrying Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,068 Thanks: 14,832 Thanked 17,240 Times in 1,043 Posts	Hope this is what you had in mind, tmee2000. Thanks for the fab pic. I wish me a cute topless girl on a boat.

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