What if you lived in Australia? - Page 543

Estreeter · June 6th, 2017, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

Very irrational behavior.

You want irrational

OK

I'll catch 2 flies, put a little red mark on one and a blue one on the other, the red and blue representing our Labor and Liberal Parties, place them in a jar and close the lid then heavily bet the one with a red mark ( Labor Party ) dies first

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Originally Posted by Motorboater

GO BLUES!!!

To 18th

with a little luck

**trailmaster** · June 6th, 2017, 01:15 PM

Coming soon. A new, brilliant plan by Hiram Big son of the late Mr.Big to bring life giving water and other things which will transform the parched deserts of Australia into fertile cropland. Following is a Wikipedia link to the details about the deserts of Australia:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deserts_of_Australia

**Motorboater** · June 6th, 2017, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

To 18th

with a little luck

Oh I see. You want to show that part of our season.

I like this one a bit more.

**Motorboater** · June 6th, 2017, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Coming soon. A new, brilliant plan by Hiram Big son of the late Mr.Big to bring life giving water and other things which will transform the parched deserts of Australia into fertile cropland. Following is a Wikipedia link to the details about the deserts of Australia:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deserts_of_Australia

Who does Hiram barrack for?

**andw** · June 6th, 2017, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Motorboater

Who does Hiram barrack for?

If Hiram has a thing for deserts and the floral emblem of SA is Sturt's Desert Pea, probably the crows.

**trailmaster** · June 6th, 2017, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Motorboater

Who does Hiram barrack for?

You'll have to be more specifc. I don't understand the question.

Estreeter · June 6th, 2017, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Motorboater

Cost me $100

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

You'll have to be more specifc. I don't understand the question.

Well I'll tell ya ..... what ya gotta say at the top of your voice is ..... Carn'a Pies

**bloke57** · June 6th, 2017, 05:03 PM

Hey! This "what if" thread has been hijacked by banter from actual Australians. I don't understand any of it.

Can we get back to insane fantasy about a mythical place that Kev likes to write about? The way you lot go on, you'll have us believing Australia is a real place!

Estreeter · June 6th, 2017, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

Hey! This "what if" thread has been hijacked by banter from actual Australians. I don't understand any of it.

Can we get back to insane fantasy about a mythical place that Kev likes to write about? The way you lot go on, you'll have us believing Australia is a real place!

**BlueArsedFly** · June 6th, 2017, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Motorboater

Who does Hiram barrack for?

When Americans barrack, they root.

And when they root, they ball.

June 6th, 2017, 01:15 PM	#5422
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,283 Times in 60,078 Posts	Coming soon. A new, brilliant plan by Hiram Big son of the late Mr.Big to bring life giving water and other things which will transform the parched deserts of Australia into fertile cropland. Following is a Wikipedia link to the details about the deserts of Australia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deserts_of_Australia

June 6th, 2017, 05:03 PM	#5428
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	Hey! This "what if" thread has been hijacked by banter from actual Australians. I don't understand any of it. Can we get back to insane fantasy about a mythical place that Kev likes to write about? The way you lot go on, you'll have us believing Australia is a real place!