Register on the forum now to remove ALL ads + popups + get access to tons of hidden content for members only!
vintage erotica forum vintage erotica forum vintage erotica forum
vintage erotica forum
Home
Go Back   Vintage Erotica Forums > Discussion & Talk Forum > General Discussion & News
Best Porn Sites Live Sex Register FAQ Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read

Notices
General Discussion & News Want to speak your mind about something ... do it here.


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old April 15th, 2018, 08:08 AM   #10871
rosestone
Veteran Member
 
rosestone's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 2,256
Thanks: 79,769
Thanked 37,933 Times in 2,261 Posts
rosestone 175000+rosestone 175000+rosestone 175000+rosestone 175000+rosestone 175000+rosestone 175000+rosestone 175000+rosestone 175000+rosestone 175000+rosestone 175000+rosestone 175000+
Default Justice League



Another shining great turd offered up by the post-Nolan DCverse, apparently this movie got better write-ups than the previous ones, but lord knows why – and that’s even given that the experience of watching Suicide Squad would be improved if you contracted a violent tropical disease and spent the entire movie with your head in the lavvie.

This movie doesn’t even have the decency to be gloriously bad, it’s just tediously bad. Nothing happens, and it happens for ages. There’s the paint-by-numbers CGI alien god who wouldn’t look out of place in the cut scene from a 90s video game, who is seeking the usual staff of Ra/sword of destiny/box of universal destruction type boringness, along with his army of flying monsters. The cgi is relentless, and terrible.

Gal Gadot is okay, but hasn’t really been given much to do in any of the movies except stare off into the green screen middle distance. The lad playing the Flash has some cute moments, Aquatic man is just an irritating Bro-hard, and Batfleck seems to be checking his watch until the time they let him make his own movie. There’s the usual tedious banter and manufactured tension amongst ‘the team’ (god I hope Jeremy Irons was well compensated for uttering that awful phrase), which nobody cares about.

Then, spoiler alert that really isn’t a spoiler alert at all, Superman comes back to life. And nobody, least of all the audience, or Amy Adams, is the least bit surprised or interested. His resurrection has all the emotional resonance of a trip to a hardware shop, and the actor playing him seems to have managed to lose some charisma, which is odd because he didn’t have any to begin with.

Utter ballbag.

2/10
rosestone is offline   Reply With Quote
Old April 15th, 2018, 11:53 AM   #10872
Rogerbh
Veteran Member
 
Rogerbh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Land of the free within reasonable limitations
Posts: 10,833
Thanks: 50,332
Thanked 90,775 Times in 10,678 Posts
Rogerbh 350000+Rogerbh 350000+Rogerbh 350000+Rogerbh 350000+Rogerbh 350000+Rogerbh 350000+Rogerbh 350000+Rogerbh 350000+Rogerbh 350000+Rogerbh 350000+Rogerbh 350000+
Default

I bought a number of Sci-Fi films on someone's top 100 list and watched three of them today.

Live, Die, Repeat (2014) Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edge_of_Tomorrow An interesting movie regarding an alien invasion, the human counter attack, time travel, etc. Tom Cruise plays in the beginning a self centered slime ball PR guy who wants to be nowhere near a battlefield. Noah Taylor - the guy best known as the man who cut off Jaime Lannister's hand is also cast in the movie. I'd give it 3.5 out of 5

Predestination (2014) Ethan Hawke, Sarah Snook and again Noah Taylor - interesting Australian film based on a Robert Heinlein short story - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predestination_(film) - The question, what came first? The chicken or the egg - or the rooster - is asked. Worth watching. 3.5 of 5

Timecrimes (2007) A Spanish low budget time travel film with - to me - inflated ratings - regarding a fat middle aged man who makes stupid decisions. Guess he reminds me too much of myself. If you can get past the idiotic things he chooses to do, I guess it is not that bad. 2 of 5 from me.
Rogerbh is online now   Reply With Quote
Old April 15th, 2018, 06:31 PM   #10873
footstep
Lost luggages?
 
footstep's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: France
Posts: 7,267
Thanks: 92,105
Thanked 86,705 Times in 7,169 Posts
footstep 350000+footstep 350000+footstep 350000+footstep 350000+footstep 350000+footstep 350000+footstep 350000+footstep 350000+footstep 350000+footstep 350000+footstep 350000+
Default

Mars attack from genius Tim.
Thanks Tim.
footstep is offline   Reply With Quote
Old April 15th, 2018, 07:22 PM   #10874
Brecht
Veteran Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 10,657
Thanks: 180,485
Thanked 187,822 Times in 10,453 Posts
Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+Brecht 750000+
Default

Prisoners (2013)



Trailer

Keller Dover (Hugh Jackman), his wife Grace (Maria Bello) and their children, Ralph and Anna, are invited to a Thanksgiving dinner by their friends, Franklin Birch (Terrence Howard) and his wife Nancy (Viola Davis). The Dover kids go for a walk with the Birch's kids, Eliza and Joy, and encounter a RV parked in the neighborhood. Later, little Anna asks her parents to go back home with Joy to find her lost whistle and they agree only if the older Ralph and Eliza accompany them. But the girls sneak out and don't come back. The Dovers and Birchs alert the apparently underfunded and understaffed police. Assigned to the case is Detective Loki (Jake Gyllenhaal) who arrests the prime suspect Alex Jones (Paul Dano), a man with the IQ of a 10-year-old, so he concludes that he's innocent. But Keller Dover begs to differ, taking the matter into his own hands.

This superb modern thriller was recommended to me by my good friend Starkos (sup, dawg?) and I have to admit I enjoyed every minute. My only objection is the somewhat naive motive for the kidnapping but we all have different expectations and the positive aspects prevail by a long shot. Prisoners is a compelling thriller that keeps your attention to the very end.
Brecht is offline   Reply With Quote
Old April 15th, 2018, 07:36 PM   #10875
JamesWhiteHors
Junior Member
 
Join Date: May 2016
Posts: 1
Thanks: 0
Thanked 18 Times in 1 Post
JamesWhiteHors 0JamesWhiteHors 0
Default

Watching Zodiac for the first time and I can't believe the Columbo homage. Just one more thing... Mark Ruffalo for the series reboot.
JamesWhiteHors is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 18 Users Say Thank You to JamesWhiteHors For This Useful Post:
Old April 16th, 2018, 02:36 AM   #10876
Rogerbh
Veteran Member
 
Rogerbh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Land of the free within reasonable limitations
Posts: 10,833
Thanks: 50,332
Thanked 90,775 Times in 10,678 Posts
Rogerbh 350000+Rogerbh 350000+Rogerbh 350000+Rogerbh 350000+Rogerbh 350000+Rogerbh 350000+Rogerbh 350000+Rogerbh 350000+Rogerbh 350000+Rogerbh 350000+Rogerbh 350000+
Default

Watched another three Sci-Fi today.

Source Code (2011) Jake Gyllenhaal An interesting movie regarding time travel within restrictions. Best of the three today. 3.5 of 5 If you haven't seen it, won't spoil it for you.

Ghost in the Shell 2.0 (2008) a remastered(?) version of the 1995 anime movie. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_in_the_Shell Japanese anime of "enhanced" humans and AI life. Some people seem to prefer the original 1995 version. I didn't really care for it. Doubt if I will watch it again. 2 of 5 maybe.

Snowpiercer (2013) S Korean/Czech made movie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowpiercer Chris Evans, Tilda Swinton, Octavia Spencer, John Hurt and Ed Harris are in the cast. The premise of the film in my mind was moronic. To combat global warming a man made invention was released into the ecology which causes global freezing. Somehow a huge global traveling train is made and this is where the film is located. Everyone not on the train dies via freezing. No explanation on how the tracks are kept usable to reach this 18th year of use when the movie starts. Class warfare between the "freeloaders" in the rear of the train vs the rest is basically the story. It does not get more intelligent.

The film got good ratings for some reason. At the end of the film, two of the survivors see a large apparently well fed Polar Bear in the distance - and it sees them. Why they would be smiling at this bear which is probably saying "lunch" to itself is beyond me. Just a moronic film. 1.5 of 5
Rogerbh is online now   Reply With Quote
The Following 18 Users Say Thank You to Rogerbh For This Useful Post:
Old April 16th, 2018, 09:25 AM   #10877
Estreeter
Administrator
 
Estreeter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: The 19th hole
Posts: 57,981
Thanks: 448,405
Thanked 894,848 Times in 60,182 Posts
Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+
Default

Cannot believe I've never watched this until today



Gotta be in the top 5 westerns ever made, can also see why it won 4 Academy awards I really liked how it's not a polished type western of the 50's and 60's where it's a little too clean, more real than anything made it great. Eastwood, Freeman and Hackman at their best IMO.

10/10
__________________



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Estreeter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old April 16th, 2018, 10:47 AM   #10878
Silicone Carne
Not fake. Super enhanced.
 
Silicone Carne's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls...deep in the Land of Smiles. MOD SUPER-HARD.
Posts: 51,870
Thanks: 709,589
Thanked 638,226 Times in 51,930 Posts
Silicone Carne 2500000+Silicone Carne 2500000+Silicone Carne 2500000+Silicone Carne 2500000+Silicone Carne 2500000+Silicone Carne 2500000+Silicone Carne 2500000+Silicone Carne 2500000+Silicone Carne 2500000+Silicone Carne 2500000+Silicone Carne 2500000+
Default

Deep Blue Sea 2



IMDB
YouTube Trailer

Pharmaceutical billionaire Carl Durant hires a shark conservationist, Dr. Misty Calhoun, to consult for his experiment where he genetically enhances bull sharks. The sharks take a turn for the worse and go against the scientists, leaving a deadly outcome.

I like Deep Blue Sea. This is a very entertaining action-horror flick with a lot of suspense, some great moments of disbeliefs, plenty o'blood and nices surprises regarding the script. It's a cool movie.
So making a sequel (sort-of) almost 20 years after the original's release looked kinda suspicious, even if Warner Bros was still the producing studio. But the main reason to worry was that SyFy channel was on board too.
So guess what? It's bad.

Most of the Direct for video market sequels suck. It's almost inevitable and Deep Blue Sea ain't no exception. The budget is small (probably under 5 millions dollars) and the result on screen is painfull. The research center facility looks like a cheap pool with the same corridors lighted differently so each color makes you believe that it's a big lab. But it fools no one.
All the sets look like a small version of the Aquatica from the first film. It's terrible.

The script is almost a remake of Harlin's flick. Deep Blue Sea was about finding a cure to Alzheimer while modifying sharks cells. The plan here is to increase men's strength and intelligence with a med tested on the fishes before.
We also have identical characters. The billionaire played by Sam L Jackson is replaced by a billionaire played by Michael Beach. The sharks specialist played by Thomas Jane is replaced by a bodalicioys babe called Danielle Savre and the badass hero also played by Jane is now Rob Mayes. The others are shark baits.

One of the main issues here is...NOTHING HAPPENS! Deep Blue Sea was fast paced. A relentless editing that served rhe film very well. In the sequel, we have to wait something like a complete hour before the action goes on. And speaking of action...the big bad aquatic monsters from 1999 are now a bunch of small bull-sharks which makes the movies looks more like a rip-off the fun Piranha 3D movie from 2010 than a gigantic shark extravaganza. I mean, there's a few fully sized sharks in there but most of the horror is done by small ones. And I mean really small ones as big as tunas.

A boring story, a lazy remake, unlikable protagonists...Deep Blue Sea has almost nothing to it except the spectacular beauty of the main heroine played by Danielle Savre. The girl's really hot and displays her ample cleavage all along. She's cool to watch and has a great pair of boobs but like all the others, she has to tell stupid dialogues and doesn't look very concerned by everything. But sure, she's a busty hottie.

Deep Blue Sea 2 isn't the worst shark movie ever made. But still it's part of the bad ones. The film is really stupid (the motivations of the villain played by Beach are ridiculous), it's not even bloody and there is nothing here to surprise the audience so please don't wast your time.


__________________
Love is the name. Sex is the game.
Forget the name and play the game.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

FANCY FREE PIZZA? CLICK
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

"You're Boobiful."
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Silicone Carne is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 16 Users Say Thank You to Silicone Carne For This Useful Post:
Old April 16th, 2018, 02:11 PM   #10879
neo2008
Vintage Member
 
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 4,082
Thanks: 50,382
Thanked 150,742 Times in 4,372 Posts
neo2008 750000+neo2008 750000+neo2008 750000+neo2008 750000+neo2008 750000+neo2008 750000+neo2008 750000+neo2008 750000+neo2008 750000+neo2008 750000+neo2008 750000+
Default

Rampage





Rampage was one of the video games I consistently fed quarters to at the arcade ,I loved the 8 bit graphics and the simple storyline of the game and I got to destroy cities
So did I get as much joy out of the film adaptation?

This was basically Mighty Joe Young and King Kong vs updated,upgraded , reworked and revamped.
Dwayne gives as much charisma as he can to the film,there are some really well put together action sequences and the SFX were pretty sharp.Jeffrey Dean Morgan provides some Negan swagger and Naomie Harris does well as the smart and beautiful scientist
The writers were able to infuse some heart between the action sequences.

My problems with the movie are the loads of cheese around the edges and the villains in the film made the cheese factor stand out
They are written as goofy,mustache twirling Boris and Natasha evil doers I actually felt bad for the actors who portrayed them: Malin Ackerman and Jake Lacy.
Some terrible one liners were in abundance

In the end it was a fun romp,this movie knows it's not Shakespeare and I knew it going in but I enjoyed it for what it was

Scale of 1-10 a 7
neo2008 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old April 17th, 2018, 07:41 PM   #10880
Wendigo
Former Staff
 
Wendigo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Blighty
Posts: 113,426
Thanks: 259,510
Thanked 1,136,345 Times in 113,550 Posts
Wendigo 2500000+Wendigo 2500000+Wendigo 2500000+Wendigo 2500000+Wendigo 2500000+Wendigo 2500000+Wendigo 2500000+Wendigo 2500000+Wendigo 2500000+Wendigo 2500000+Wendigo 2500000+
Default

A really weird low budget horror

Tall Men (2016)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5613902/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p42NjVG2f0


Mild mannered Terence is a bankrupt with a pretty boring job and as plain a life as you can imagine, he gets a mailshot inviting him to apply for a credit card with what he thinks is a great percentage rate, sadly he does not read the small print stating that interest is applied daily and he defaults on the payment.
It's then that the strange faceless Tall Men appear


__________________
RIP Doctor Who
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on


If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts.

Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content
Wendigo is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump




All times are GMT. The time now is 05:11 AM.






vBulletin Optimisation provided by vB Optimise v2.6.1 (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2024 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.