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Old March 23rd, 2016, 11:15 AM   #2001
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You certainly do have a very friendly family Cynthia,
I can't wait to meet your other sisters Christine and Charlene!
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Just when I got the baby to sleep, that bloody Police helicopter...
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Just when I got the baby to sleep, that bloody Police helicopter...
That fucking bird, I just washed and waxed my car!
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Eenie meenie miney mo,
black or white I do not know.
Guess that I will have to test
to see which one will feel the best!


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The hell with Servicemaster ...
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