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Old March 21st, 2016, 05:20 PM   #1991
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Famous last words part 3345:

"Nope Darling, I don't think there are dangerous sharks in the Pacific Ocean."
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Old March 21st, 2016, 08:20 PM   #1992
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Look. Fresh Prints!

Will Smith must have been here.
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What choo lookin' at ya big prick
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The National Assembly for Wales's insistence that all wet cement warning signs be printed only in Welsh, had some teething problems
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Mr Magoo's brief stint working at the construction site wasn't has entirely successful has he had hoped...
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Today in the news: part of a 2nd 'The Sixth Sense' screenplay discovered!

Cole Sear:
I smell dead feet.

Malcolm Crowe: In your dreams?

[Cole shakes his head no]

Malcolm Crowe: While you're awake?

[Cole nods]

Malcolm Crowe: smelling dead feet like, in graves? In coffins? In Al Bundy's shoe-store?

Cole Sear: Walking around like regular feet. They don't smell each other. They only smell what they want to smell. They don't know they're smelling.

Malcolm Crowe: How often do you smell them?

Cole Sear: All the time. They're everywhere.
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Despite the best of intentions, John's career as a free lance gynecologist with a mobile clinic ended in incarceration.
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Despite the best of intentions, John's career as a free lance gynecologist with a mobile clinic ended in incarceration.
It was the tear stained mattress in the back, that was his undoing
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Look. Fresh Prints!

Will Smith must have been here.
The cheap special effects worked well in the remake of the classic film The Invisible Man Returns.
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