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March 31st, 2018, 07:05 PM

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Q: The dogs have been let out, but why is no one worrying about the cats?

A: I do worry about the cats but they don't care.

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A: I do worry about the cats but they don't care.

Q: Have you ever tried telling a cat what to do?

A. Yes, but I found her counter arguments quite convincing. I now sleep in the kitchen and she has the king size bed. It makes sense...I think.

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Q: Who amongst you will cast the first stone?

A: ME! Oooh oh oooh, me! Pleasepleaseplease pick me.

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