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Old October 8th, 2017, 02:11 AM   #91
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You're so dumb that you couldn't find yourself in a mirror.
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Old October 8th, 2017, 11:22 AM   #92
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you're so dumb you gave nuclear weapons to North Korea
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Old October 8th, 2017, 03:14 PM   #93
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Took out life insurance with yourself as beneficiary
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Old October 12th, 2017, 07:09 PM   #94
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You can't boil an egg

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You're so dumb that you married the first girl you slept with
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Old October 13th, 2017, 06:02 AM   #96
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...That when you got married you waited up all night for your sexual relations to arrive.
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..That when official documents ask for mothers name you write'Mom'
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...That when your wife was in labour and you phoned the hospital,and they asked if this was her 1st baby,youreplied'No,this is her husband'
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...That you use Super Glue for everything and now find yourself stuck
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...That you use Super Glue for everything and now find yourself stuck
Why is he stuck?
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