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Old November 11th, 2017, 09:58 PM   #2421
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We won! We won! Now we're all going over to MaxJoker'sflat in Norwich for the big weiner barbecue celebration!

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Watch out all weiners. The big bad is out to cook us. No! No! No! Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.

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Old November 12th, 2017, 09:21 PM   #2428
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If the most interesting man in the world drinks Johnnie Walker Red Scotch(my favorite scotch) then trailmaster wins this post. Huzzzah

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Old November 13th, 2017, 06:30 AM   #2429
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Trailmaster, the Scotsmen making the Scotch mix all the dregs from the good stuff together in extra barrels to make blended Scotch. And then unzip their flies and add a few wee drops of special flavor to the blended barrel, to show their contempt for those who haven't the good taste to buy REAL single malt Scotch.


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Real women know that a man who drinks single malt whiskey is a phony
baloney. Men who drink this super-expensive single malt stuff have been brainwashed by what they see in movies and elsewhere on the media. Go ahead, dummies, waste your money on that single malt crap. This means I win!

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