And In Other News Today - Page 35

PatentHappy · September 16th, 2017, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

If you think that firing a gun at a hurricane will have any effect on the storm you might be a redneck...with severe cognition problems and should't be allowed to have a capgun, let alone actual firearms.

I'm not sure their aim was to shoot it in the opposite direction of its rotation to slow it down...or punch holes in it to vent its pressure. Resembles one of those 'Not going to take this anymore' moments they justify by referencing their favorite actors 'acting out' in film and/or real life. Kind of like shouting at nature for daring to be stronger than them (aka, Futility on Parade).

Reminds me of those unfortunate Iraqi wedding parties where the men got so excited they would shoot guns in the air unaware of the US military planes flying overhead. Short, tragic Middle Eastern marriages (as opposed to long, tedious Western ones).

MaxJoker · September 16th, 2017, 12:36 PM

**trailmaster** · September 20th, 2017, 09:33 PM

And in other news today a well known supermod who works at V.E.F towers in Geelong , Australia was at his favorite pizza restaurant with his wife when something very unusual happened. Their pizza order came and the pizza had an aluminum foil cover on it. When E. peeled off the aluminum foil there was a big snake sitting on the pizza. Wifey screamed, and E yelled out; "What the f...k is going on", and the snake reered up his head and also said; "Yea what the f...k is going on" and opened its big mouth and grabbed E's nose. E. screamed and went tearing out of the restaurant and yelled while running down the street: "Help, help, get this thing off me" and suddenly there was the sound of a big bump. E was on his bedroom floor. He had just had a nightmare. E said to himself. Must have been that nonsense with trailmaster I had with The Bakers Dozen game.

MaxJoker · September 26th, 2017, 03:28 PM

The Rock meets a Cock

MaxJoker · September 27th, 2017, 04:42 PM

**wimbo77** · September 27th, 2017, 04:51 PM

MaxJoker · September 27th, 2017, 04:59 PM

**JCat** · September 28th, 2017, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by wimbo77

I guess this gives new meaning to the term GREEN card?

**JCat** · September 28th, 2017, 09:51 AM

MaxJoker · September 28th, 2017, 04:20 PM

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