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May 5th, 2017, 03:51 PM	#2183
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4004 Geez you're pussy is fantastic .... pity it can't double as a beer bottle opener

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"Yeah.. your pussy's not bad.."

"Might be better if you STOPPED using it to open beer bottles..."

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4001 ~ Of course I love you ... Er , what`s the name again ?

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"Oh, not you, babe.. HELLOoo.. I was talking to the dog.."

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ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	4005 Nerf this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by ruffroundedges; May 8th, 2017 at 04:45 PM..

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May 8th, 2017, 09:17 AM	#2187
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