Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 372

floydfreak · September 29th, 2015, 08:45 PM

"And if by some chance an honest man like yourself made enemies they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you. "

Vito Corleone

**Tmee2020** · September 30th, 2015, 12:47 AM

Abe Simpson: I can finally win a gold medal. I came close at the 1936 Olympics. I threw a javelin that barely missed Hitler. But I did hit an assassin who was trying to kill Hitler.

Hitler (in 1936): What is this, Kill Hitler Day?

Abe Simpson: The next time I saw Hitler, we had dinner and laughed about it.

**Grey Wolf** · October 4th, 2015, 07:22 PM

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

I can retain neither respect nor affection for government which has been moving from wrong to wrong in order to defend its immorality

Carefully watch your thoughts, for they become your words. Manage and watch your words, for they will become your actions. Consider and judge your actions, for they have become your habits. Acknowledge and watch your habits, for they shall become your values. Understand and embrace your values, for they become your destiny.

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.

I can not give you the reference of Ram Chandar or Krishna, because they were not historical figures. I can not help it but to present to you the names of (Hazrat) Abu Bakar (RA) and (Hazrat) Umar Farooq (RA). They were leaders of a vast Empire, yet they lived a life of austerity.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

If we are to teach real peace in this world, and if we are to carry on a real war against war, we shall have to begin with the children.

The greatness of humanity is not in being human, but in being humane.

Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the truth, for being correct, for being you. Never apologize for being correct, or for being years ahead of your time. If you’re right and you know it, speak your mind. Speak your mind. Even if you are a minority of one, the truth is still the truth.

The enemy is fear. We think it is hate; but, it is fear.

The world is big enough to satisfy everyones needs, but will always be too small to satisfy everyones greed

I want freedom for the full expression of my personality.

You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

Death is at any time blessed but it is twice blessed for a warrior who dies for his cause, that is, truth.

Cowardice is impotence worse than violence. The coward desires revenge but being afraid to die, he looks to others, maybe to the government of the day, to do the work of defense for him. A coward is less than a man. He does not deserve to be a member of a society of men and women.

One's own religion is after all a matter between oneself and one's Maker and no one else's.

**DTravel** · October 5th, 2015, 12:57 AM

Career Opportunities

"Thousands of people over in St. Louis got no idea how full of shit you are."

Jennifer Connelly: "I can't imagine a man giving up his independence, his right to mate...." (I'm sure there was more but the blood thundering in my ears drowned it out.)

garthok newo · October 5th, 2015, 03:03 PM

producer to singers "Secondly, we need a hook to get the thing going. Some kind of dom doobie doobie. Something maybe like- dom dom dom dom dom bedoobie, 5 doms and a dombe doobie."
(about 1:20 into clip) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8w56l7wooE

and for all the sax fans at 3:03

(tongue in cheek.) Bruce Dickenson to Blue Oyster Cult "I put my pants on just like the rest of you, one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on I make gold records..... I could've used more COWBELL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UXHiPWrZxg

turat · October 7th, 2015, 03:17 AM

"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.”

“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.”

“A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.”

“I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.”

"My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

“My grandmother is over eighty and she still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.”

“My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?”

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”

“Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.”

"Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"

A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"

A bum asked me, "Give me $10 till payday." I asked, "When's payday?" He said, "I don't know, you're the one who is working!"

My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"

"The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail."

"She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face."

"His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker."

"Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!"

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."

A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. "What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

Henny Youngman

MaxJoker · October 10th, 2015, 05:51 PM

It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see

~ Henry David ThoreauRead

We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us

~ E. M. Forster

I want my phone call

~ Joker

**Oh hi Mark!** · October 14th, 2015, 03:01 AM

I'm going through GIFs I've made and found this that fits here.

**tsunamiSD** · October 14th, 2015, 09:18 PM

March 1994 issue of Entertainment Weekly:

"Masturbating. I still find that an unbelievably good pastime."

**loplop** · October 15th, 2015, 02:01 AM

Major T. J. "King" Kong (Slim Pickens): Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

October 4th, 2015, 07:22 PM	#3713
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 482,008 Times in 19,976 Posts	Mahatma Gandhi I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. I can retain neither respect nor affection for government which has been moving from wrong to wrong in order to defend its immorality Carefully watch your thoughts, for they become your words. Manage and watch your words, for they will become your actions. Consider and judge your actions, for they have become your habits. Acknowledge and watch your habits, for they shall become your values. Understand and embrace your values, for they become your destiny. Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. I can not give you the reference of Ram Chandar or Krishna, because they were not historical figures. I can not help it but to present to you the names of (Hazrat) Abu Bakar (RA) and (Hazrat) Umar Farooq (RA). They were leaders of a vast Empire, yet they lived a life of austerity. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. If we are to teach real peace in this world, and if we are to carry on a real war against war, we shall have to begin with the children. The greatness of humanity is not in being human, but in being humane. Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the truth, for being correct, for being you. Never apologize for being correct, or for being years ahead of your time. If you’re right and you know it, speak your mind. Speak your mind. Even if you are a minority of one, the truth is still the truth. The enemy is fear. We think it is hate; but, it is fear. The world is big enough to satisfy everyones needs, but will always be too small to satisfy everyones greed I want freedom for the full expression of my personality. You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind. Death is at any time blessed but it is twice blessed for a warrior who dies for his cause, that is, truth. Cowardice is impotence worse than violence. The coward desires revenge but being afraid to die, he looks to others, maybe to the government of the day, to do the work of defense for him. A coward is less than a man. He does not deserve to be a member of a society of men and women. *One's own religion is after all a matter between oneself and one's Maker and no one else's.*

October 5th, 2015, 12:57 AM	#3714
DTravel Lean Mean Screencap Machine Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Better you don't know. Posts: 23,886 Thanks: 10,484 Thanked 207,731 Times in 23,796 Posts	Career Opportunities "Thousands of people over in St. Louis got no idea how full of shit you are." Jennifer Connelly: "I can't imagine a man giving up his independence, his right to mate...." (I'm sure there was more but the blood thundering in my ears drowned it out.) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I rage and weep for my country. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I can reup screencaps, other material might have been lost.

October 5th, 2015, 03:03 PM	#3715
garthok newo Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 297 Thanks: 92,470 Thanked 3,812 Times in 276 Posts	American Hot Wax producer to singers "Secondly, we need a hook to get the thing going. Some kind of dom doobie doobie. Something maybe like- dom dom dom dom dom bedoobie, 5 doms and a dombe doobie." (about 1:20 into clip) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8w56l7wooE and for all the sax fans at 3:03 (tongue in cheek.) Bruce Dickenson to Blue Oyster Cult "I put my pants on just like the rest of you, one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on I make gold records..... I could've used more COWBELL. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UXHiPWrZxg

October 10th, 2015, 05:51 PM	#3717
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,895 Times in 69,067 Posts	It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see ~ Henry David ThoreauRead We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us ~ E. M. Forster I want my phone call ~ Joker __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 14th, 2015, 09:18 PM	#3719
tsunamiSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 53,088 Thanks: 634,094 Thanked 641,062 Times in 53,171 Posts	Jamie Lee Curtis (on her hobbies) March 1994 issue of Entertainment Weekly: "Masturbating. I still find that an unbelievably good pastime."

September 29th, 2015, 08:45 PM	#3711
floydfreak Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 264 Thanks: 870 Thanked 9,681 Times in 255 Posts	"And if by some chance an honest man like yourself made enemies they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you. " Vito Corleone

September 30th, 2015, 12:47 AM	#3712
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,985 Thanked 71,454 Times in 4,151 Posts	Abe Simpson: I can finally win a gold medal. I came close at the 1936 Olympics. I threw a javelin that barely missed Hitler. But I did hit an assassin who was trying to kill Hitler. Hitler (in 1936): What is this, Kill Hitler Day? Abe Simpson: The next time I saw Hitler, we had dinner and laughed about it.

October 7th, 2015, 03:17 AM	#3716
turat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 210 Thanks: 3,284 Thanked 3,059 Times in 208 Posts	"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.” “I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.” “A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.” “I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.” "My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." “My grandmother is over eighty and she still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.” “My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?” “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” “Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.” "Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!" A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!" The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!" A bum asked me, "Give me $10 till payday." I asked, "When's payday?" He said, "I don't know, you're the one who is working!" My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!" "The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail." "She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face." "His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker." "Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!" A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. "What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!" I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" Henny Youngman

October 14th, 2015, 03:01 AM	#3718
Oh hi Mark! Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,294 Thanks: 18,711 Thanked 22,199 Times in 1,296 Posts	I'm going through GIFs I've made and found this that fits here.

October 15th, 2015, 02:01 AM	#3720
loplop Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: One Foot in Tokyo, the other in Chicago Posts: 395 Thanks: 1,641 Thanked 8,154 Times in 395 Posts	Dr. Strangelove (1964) Major T. J. "King" Kong (Slim Pickens): Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.