November 19th, 2017, 10:44 AM | #631 |
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OK, I'll guess JKF isn't dead
Was I close Max, spent a precious 3 minutes lookin' for an Aussie chick for ya, found one Not bad eh Has this listed as her interests Interesting is the one right in the middle in capital letters and it looks like her style of it might be getting a we bit angry at males
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November 20th, 2017, 08:26 AM | #632 |
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Butt then that`s females for ya
As close as Oswald
Maybe she`s not met the right manchild yet , someone bold enough to pop the question That question she`s been waiting to be popped Does she do Well this lass like the previous one I posted , lives bang on in this there Norwich Is a forty three year old five foot four baker who hasn't had children and doesn't want them . Specializes in savoury puff pastry products to and is tired of the dull humourless messages she gets Yowza de hubba hubba Yep you knew it , there`s a bleeding catch The age bracket she`s looking for is beyond me as she likes older men Nope , makes no sense Fellow Forum Fellas Maybe explains why she`s getting dull messages though as you can bet every sixty five year old on that site is bombarding the perfect footed shapely legged honey
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Daddy issues maybe Could it be she hasn't got a place of her own Or is she better known as "The black widow" Given has married a string of chaps in their late sixties who barely survived longer than the honeymoon
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She likes older men you say...
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I said Luck
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So as a thirty one year old who looks nineteen you`re out of luck Well how is this for a fine figure of a forty year old child free non smoker (Although I think she`s pretty smoking myself) Taurus who is looking for .... Hell who knows , as she`s written bugger all on her profile Most importantly left out that she`s prepared to grit her teeth , bend over and get down to doing The hovering
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age: 25 Hi! I'm looking for a hard-core Satanist. Not some sort of bizarre "athiest" who likes LaVey - like a hard-core Satanist who's fully left-hand and well connected within the community. I am not a Satanist myself but I'm soliciting one in the hopes that they'll be able to bring a little spice into my life. My experience with Satan has been pretty boring so far and I'm thinking that I'm just missing something. 666 Queen of the New Earth sorry no picture ... that could be a she or shemale or he |
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Uh huh , it`s baaaaaack
Now I`m not saying this woman is airbrushed all to hell
Although am a whimsy cheesed she insists anybody who wants to send (Wants children so be warned) her a message has to have clear photos. A high income job , own home , own car plus be a mature adult Yeah ok , ok then. While we`re on the subject of "Wants". I`d rather date someone who didn't put a list of demands , doesn't blur every single line on their face into oblivion, or have a nose that`s nearly put my own eye out already. Twice But I digest Meanwhile and in far off (For me) Portsmouth There`s beyond merely beautiful , and then there`s (Still Single ) forty four year old ,under five foot ,doesn't what children ,Piscean , Kimberly The doll writes down nothing other that she requires somebody that loves animals , the planet , doesn't take himself or life to seriously and is honest and loyal. She even (Awww) includes a photo of her and her mother. So why haven't I contacted her yet you all furiously keep demanding Hmmm that`s because she want`s somebody local So has her settings that way True could technically change my own profile and place myself slap center in that there Portsmouth. Yet dare I present my locality to such a spectacular woman , in a dishonest manner Isn't it bad enough when I contact her () I`ll boast about my solid three and a half inches Yeah so I like to big up the length of , my middle fingers What of it
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