Celebrities you don`t like - Page 3

**BigBucket** · February 26th, 2009, 12:06 PM

Gillian McKieth.

A thouraghly nasty, poisoned dwarf of a woman. Regarded as an expert dietitian and 'health guru' her dubious qualifications were actually earned via one of those postal correspondence courses from the USA which essentially means shes a fecking quack.

Her programme 'You are what you eat' is 60 minutes of her slagging off fat people for their bad eating habits, in a highly patronising and degrading manner where she actually goes through peoples shit, chastising people if its the wrong sort!

Well shes not much to look at, a pencil thin, nut eating, carrot stickfaced goat of a woman who can make Jamie Oliver proud. Maybe the pair of them can get together, get married and feck off.

Well if 'You are what you Eat' then i'll stick to my beef burgers bitch, than your bag of nuts...

**Bovon** · February 27th, 2009, 10:13 AM

Thank you to all the previous posters for the most hilarious 20 minutes I've had in a long time (well, since I last had sex, really).
We are in deep sh*t, aren't we?
Some of the people I've never heard of, or have only seen their faces on mags as I've strode resolutely by.
Sarah Parker I saw for less than 30-seconds on my OH's telly one time, concluded that she looked like something that should be running at Kempton Park and walked out of the room. (I now see that I'm not alone).
Ricky Gervase(?) I was told was a comic-genius, and I think that he was trying to perform his tour-de-force 'dance' on Live8 - it is the only occasion that I've encountered him. Won't be missed.
I could go on, but I prefer to read the comments of the experts. Keep up the good work guys.
Are there no females on VEF who'd like to comment, get the feminine angle on dislike?!

**kayfabe** · March 1st, 2009, 04:36 AM

He may only be a 'Z-lister', but I truly detest this character. He's just so very wrong.

Estreeter · March 1st, 2009, 04:39 AM

Courtney Love,

I think this picture just about says it all

**scoundrel** · March 1st, 2009, 05:36 PM

I'm fed up of being serious and I'm fed up of being nice. It's my turn to bitch!. I hate all of these people in no particular order:

Paris Hilton: the lights are on but no-one is home.
Tom Cruise: Tete du merde.
Jade Goody: poster child for ignorance and prejudice.
Tony Blair: does a politician count? Slimy two faced little shit.
Prince Charles: I just can't be doing with him.
Joey Barton: English footballer who would probably be a career criminal if, through no merit of his own, he had not been gifted as a football player. He still hasn't got two brain cells to rub together. Vicious little turd.
Kerry Katona
Kate Moss
Pete Docherty
Amy Weinhouse.
All ''addictive personalities''. So whose decision was it to take the first snort at the white powder then?
Jordan: Bitch from hell.

There! I'm feeling better already.

Thank you Greenskull for this magnificent thread. It it wasn't here, we would have to invent it.

**BigBucket** · March 1st, 2009, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayfabe

He may be a 'Z-lister', but I truly detest this character. He's just so very wrong.

Who the hell does he think he is, Peter North's ugly stunt double?

**tabler** · March 2nd, 2009, 04:37 PM

Richard bloody Madley, God I cant look at that shoplifting arsh*le without wanting to punch him (I'd give his wife one mind)

**scoundrel** · March 2nd, 2009, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabler

Richard bloody Madley, God I cant look at that shoplifting arsh*le without wanting to punch him (I'd give his wife one mind)

I'm halfway there with you tabler. Richard Madeley is to current affairs broadcasting what George W Bush was to diplomacy. I hadn't heard about him shoplifting but with him not very much would shock or surprise me.

However, you couldn't pay me to do the deed with Judy Finnegan. Wood problems!

**tabler** · March 2nd, 2009, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scoundrel

I'm halfway there with you tabler. Richard Madeley is to current affairs broadcasting what George W Bush was to diplomacy. I hadn't heard about him shoplifting but with him not very much would shock or surprise me.

However, you couldn't pay me to do the deed with Judy Finnegan. Wood problems!

Yeah, a couple of bottles of wine from Tesco a few years ago, he 'forgot' to pay for them (he also got off scot free) I also hate the way he talks down to Judy on TV, Arsehole!

MaxJoker · March 4th, 2009, 10:35 AM

Sticking with the Celebrity chef theme there's another ponce i can`t stand Heston Blumenthal.
Wasn`t bad enough that his restaurant is under hygiene investigation after four hundred customers (Snobby idiots) fell ill , or that he's meant to treat his staff like serfs .Recently he had yet another cruddy TV show , this one was where he imparted his wisdom to that vomit stop over chain Little Chef.
His eventual wisdom being that they should make their food from fresh instead of from a packet as it would taste much better , duh ?.They then thanked and paid him a couple hundred grand for his expertise ,while he looked even more smug than usual and tried to kid us that the program had been about him racking his brains to save a failing business. When all it had actually been was a three hour advert for them both !.

Just realized most might not know who the hell he is (Let`s call those people lucky bastards) , so let me also explain that Heston is the one who developed the name for himself niche (Gimmick) of using extremely technical equipment to make piss easy dishes.Such as a particle accelerator to make in his opinion the perfect rice pudding , or harnessing a hydro powered wind turbine to whisk Angel Delight extra fluffy.

"Yes great pose Hess , but now i`d like you to turn the knife around and push till you feel bone "

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February 26th, 2009, 12:06 PM	#21
BigBucket Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The United Kingdom of Oppressed Peoples. Posts: 783 Thanks: 5,453 Thanked 11,404 Times in 770 Posts	Gillian McKieth. A thouraghly nasty, poisoned dwarf of a woman. Regarded as an expert dietitian and 'health guru' her dubious qualifications were actually earned via one of those postal correspondence courses from the USA which essentially means shes a fecking quack. Her programme 'You are what you eat' is 60 minutes of her slagging off fat people for their bad eating habits, in a highly patronising and degrading manner where she actually goes through peoples shit, chastising people if its the wrong sort! Well shes not much to look at, a pencil thin, nut eating, carrot stickfaced goat of a woman who can make Jamie Oliver proud. Maybe the pair of them can get together, get married and feck off. Well if 'You are what you Eat' then i'll stick to my beef burgers bitch, than your bag of nuts... Last edited by BigBucket; November 21st, 2010 at 10:29 PM..

March 1st, 2009, 04:36 AM	#23
kayfabe Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,731 Thanks: 472 Thanked 56,409 Times in 1,736 Posts	He may only be a 'Z-lister', but I truly detest this character. He's just so very wrong. Last edited by kayfabe; March 2nd, 2009 at 03:42 AM..

March 1st, 2009, 04:39 AM	#24
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,731 Times in 60,308 Posts	Courtney Love, I think this picture just about says it all __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 1st, 2009, 05:36 PM	#25
scoundrel Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: England Posts: 26,237 Thanks: 162,388 Thanked 278,408 Times in 26,182 Posts	My ten ''favourites'' - not in a good way. I'm fed up of being serious and I'm fed up of being nice. It's my turn to bitch!. I hate all of these people in no particular order: Paris Hilton: the lights are on but no-one is home. Tom Cruise: Tete du merde. Jade Goody: poster child for ignorance and prejudice. Tony Blair: does a politician count? Slimy two faced little shit. Prince Charles: I just can't be doing with him. Joey Barton: English footballer who would probably be a career criminal if, through no merit of his own, he had not been gifted as a football player. He still hasn't got two brain cells to rub together. Vicious little turd. Kerry Katona Kate Moss Pete Docherty Amy Weinhouse. All ''addictive personalities''. So whose decision was it to take the first snort at the white powder then? Jordan: Bitch from hell. There! I'm feeling better already. Thank you Greenskull for this magnificent thread. It it wasn't here, we would have to invent it. Last edited by scoundrel; March 1st, 2009 at 07:28 PM.. Reason: Acknowledgement to Greenskull.

February 27th, 2009, 10:13 AM	#22
Bovon Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 509 Thanks: 392 Thanked 20,670 Times in 580 Posts	Thank you to all the previous posters for the most hilarious 20 minutes I've had in a long time (well, since I last had sex, really). We are in deep sh*t, aren't we? Some of the people I've never heard of, or have only seen their faces on mags as I've strode resolutely by. Sarah Parker I saw for less than 30-seconds on my OH's telly one time, concluded that she looked like something that should be running at Kempton Park and walked out of the room. (I now see that I'm not alone). Ricky Gervase(?) I was told was a comic-genius, and I think that he was trying to perform his tour-de-force 'dance' on Live8 - it is the only occasion that I've encountered him. Won't be missed. I could go on, but I prefer to read the comments of the experts. Keep up the good work guys. Are there no females on VEF who'd like to comment, get the feminine angle on dislike?!

March 2nd, 2009, 04:37 PM	#27
tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,028 Thanks: 112,501 Thanked 146,054 Times in 8,009 Posts	Richard bloody Madley, God I cant look at that shoplifting arsh*le without wanting to punch him (I'd give his wife one mind)

March 4th, 2009, 10:35 AM	#30
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Sticking with the Celebrity chef theme there's another ponce i can`t stand Heston Blumenthal. Wasn`t bad enough that his restaurant is under hygiene investigation after four hundred customers (Snobby idiots) fell ill , or that he's meant to treat his staff like serfs .Recently he had yet another cruddy TV show , this one was where he imparted his wisdom to that vomit stop over chain Little Chef. His eventual wisdom being that they should make their food from fresh instead of from a packet as it would taste much better , duh ?.They then thanked and paid him a couple hundred grand for his expertise ,while he looked even more smug than usual and tried to kid us that the program had been about him racking his brains to save a failing business. When all it had actually been was a three hour advert for them both !. Just realized most might not know who the hell he is (Let`s call those people lucky bastards) , so let me also explain that Heston is the one who developed the name for himself niche (Gimmick) of using extremely technical equipment to make piss easy dishes.Such as a particle accelerator to make in his opinion the perfect rice pudding , or harnessing a hydro powered wind turbine to whisk Angel Delight extra fluffy. "Yes great pose Hess , but now i`d like you to turn the knife around and push till you feel bone " __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by MaxJoker; March 11th, 2009 at 08:46 AM.. Reason: Increased the number of people who have become ill

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